FLIRT, CHAT, JOKE AROUND THREAD

I created a place that can't be OFF TOPIC for the flirts, joking banter, chatting back and forth on any subject of your choice.

some of you guys try this.

go to a female and ask, " Do you wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
if she sais something like, "no" or "eww no" then say this.." What? you don't like pizza?"
you would be surprised to know that works sometimes.

I'm trying to find my girlfriend's killer...., but I can't find anyone that will do it. Get it?...no? ok.

some of you guys try this.

go to a female and ask, " Do you wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
if she sais something like, "no" or "eww no" then say this.." What? you don't like pizza?"
you would be surprised to know that works sometimes.

I'm trying to find my girlfriend's killer...., but I can't find anyone that will do it. Get it?...no? ok. Originally Posted by B.Wayne

LOL to both

My girlfriend might be ugly but she can suck start my Harley Davidson.

The robot vaccum cleaner is a good foot humper. Just a bit dry.

Mods please correct my ad title, meant it to say fuck your brains out! Not fuck you brains out lol

Mods please correct my ad title, meant it to say fuck your brains out! Not fuck you brains out lol Originally Posted by BabyDallass

I think we got the picture BD. A very very vivid picture I might add. Whew!

some of you guys try this.

go to a female and ask, " Do you wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
if she sais something like, "no" or "eww no" then say this.." What? you don't like pizza?"
you would be surprised to know that works sometimes.

I'm trying to find my girlfriend's killer...., but I can't find anyone that will do it. Get it?...no? ok. Originally Posted by B.Wayne

love the humor. Fo' Realz!

I remember when Brittany was taking no prisoners when posters misused homophones. It kind of made me homophobic.

I think we got the picture BD. A very very vivid picture I might add. Whew! Originally Posted by ramblinman69

Im glad you liked it!

Ahh sexy Brit. Fun, fun memories. How is she doing these days?

I remember when Brittany was taking no prisoners when posters misused homophones. It kind of made me homophobic. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

What happened to our plane that came up missing?
Nasa looking for it and still nothing.
I am scared all the escorts will be missing next.

Ramblin say something about a picture, where?

St Patricks Day was a pain, employees pinched me till
I was every color of the American flag . White represents
giving up but they ignored apparent signals.

What happened to our plane that came up missing?
Nasa looking for it and still nothing.
I am scared all the escorts will be missing next.

Ramblin say something about a picture, where? Originally Posted by lorde reign

Too soon?

St Patricks Day was a pain, employees pinched me till
I was every color of the American flag . White represents
giving up but they ignored apparent signals. Originally Posted by lorde reign

Pick you out one of these for next year mate, should solve the problem. I assume #1 would be for you...