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Escorts seem to have a habit of dropping their cell phones into toilets. I find this odd. I have had many different cell phones over the course of many years and not a single one of them has ever ended up in the toilet. In fact I've never even had one hit the rim.

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I've sent so many escorts to planned parenthood they issued me a punch card. Two more abortions I get a free one.

AG
You don't take a lot of bathroom selfies either do you?

Pouting lips, looking in the mirror, holding the cell phone at just the right angle to...

Damn, right in the bowl again...

They all have at least 10 grandmothers and they all seem to die.

By the way, I've dropped my phone in a toilet before

After dropping their phone in the toilet they all seem to have to "pay a phone bill" at 3am

Jinny on my LAP NOW!!!!

An escort is the only one who thinks her long term plan of becoming a nurse is even remotely attainable.

Rent and phone bills are due everyday.

An escort is the only one who thinks her long term plan of becoming a nurse is even remotely attainable. Originally Posted by dynamitekid

true that theres one who pops up on bp here an there been a nursing student for 10 yrs

By the way, I've dropped my phone in a toilet before Originally Posted by FFH

Bathroom selfie?



Dynamite...it doesn't get any more true than that LMAO

You talking about that tall Italian-looking one, NSA? I've never seen one review on her

true that theres one who pops up on bp here an there been a nursing student for 10 yrs Originally Posted by no salt added

You talking about that tall Italian-looking one, NSA? I've never seen one review on her Originally Posted by dynamitekid

yep with the all to normal pouch that even alot of "Spinners" seem 2 have lol i texted with her but outcall only at that time killed the deal 4 me

There seem to be quite a few local escorts who fancy themselves as courtesans when in reality they are just hoodrats

Sexy maid hit the nail on the head! Bathrooms have the best lighting and great mirrors. I have a bathroom selfie in my showcase, shameless.
I hope pouty face never goes out of fashion because my big stupid lips are pouty.

Holy crap....i just looked at my showcase i have a pic by a tub, in a tub, bubbly in a hot tub, soaped up in the shower, fixing my thigh high in a bathroom, and a bathroom selfie.... is my germaphobe ocd showing? Lmao