Alas it is hallowed end of the month...the mystical "Running of the Salmon" time in the ATX.
With that said, I would like to take a moment to list some of the wonderful girls who have earned their CBC "Tramp Stamp of Approval". This is an organic document, and is subject to omission & addition as needed.
I would encourage other CBC members (or their Ho's) to add your name to the ledger if you want to be considered being visited by one of our respectful Cheap Bastards at your CBC rate.
Please Add your name if you can discount your published rate during this sacred time by -25% or more...
Charilee....Had a CBC rate of $130 per HHR & is CHEAP BASTARD CERTIFIED
KBF....Rate is not available, but was the first member of the CBC Women
Daddys Girl...Went public with rate reduction & should be showered with CBC Dicks
AddisonGFE...Comes in at a borderline but lotsa "bang for the buck" at $150 HHR
Jessica Luv...Although still awaiting her CBC approval from a CBC member, brings it home for $120HHR
MiaPinkk...Is a FBMS however delivers it to your door for $120 per HR so makes the cut on value alone
CBC Favorites Just outside cheap bastard ranges
Sweet Mimi...$170 HHR-but in call & experience is splurge worthy
Gents & Ladies please add name, rates & CBC specials you want to offer to this list over the weekend. REMEMBER to receive a Cheap Bastard Tramp Stamp of Approval, you MUST have a reviewed written by a Cheap Bastard & a rate that is less than your normal rate (((if normal rate is above CBC approved maximums))).
"Ladies & Gentlemen, start your engines"!!!
Gentlemen...if you want a CBC Lady to be considered for a custom CBC TShirt made by yours truly (each will be individually designed with that girl in mind) please forward details of WH'Y she has earned it along with pictorial evidence to me. I will design her shirt, post it here, and arrange to meet with you to deliver for the mere cost of a beer...this offer is temporary & I will be the sole judge of worthiness or until I get bored with making them...
{{{Ladies please let us know if a Cheap Bastard ever treats you with anything less than respect and dignity-membership in the exclusive CBC requires that all members treat our ladyfolk well}}}