By Post or PM..... In 100 words or less....
WHY do you deserve the spotlight and a team of professional Post Whores running Ads for you here in CoEd to rival ANYTHING any other provider has had done for her?
Nothing Negative...... Just the opportunity to get a piece of the action that has been going elsewhere..... WE NEED YOU in order to prove a point.... FREE ADVERTISING of a nature NO-ONE HAS EVER SEEN!
Plus.... None of us will want even a pat on the head..... Once you have been selected it will just happen..... Hundreds of pictures and positive comments a day..... We will not email you... we will not PM you... We will not text you and ask for your praise.....
This will be purely a selfless act with the best of all intentions..to demonstrate how useless CoEd could become if guys were advertising day in and day out for their favorite lady.....
Who knows..... you MAY want to be Queen for more than a day.
Act fast..... This is going to be like Coke and Pepsi...... Chevy and Ford.....
we need to get you fitted for a Tiara and start you out as a Princess....
There are only 20 or so days remaining to get you in place before competition.... oh wait.... Never mind... There will not be any competition...... the old queen is done.....
The Queen is Dead.... Long Live the Queen!
(Who says I can't be positive and nice to women! Just watch!)