Scroguard guards your scro

Longermonger's Avatar
LOL! Sweet! Latex underwear for men. Where is the rest of it though? The penis head is missing its protection. Unless it's clear and I just can't see it! Lol
  • Blaze
  • 04-03-2014, 09:13 AM
Okay, Im digging this for sure. I still hold out for a body condom. I like the feel of the smooth and I'd be like my cat, rubbing all over it!
lol! I love it.
I would imagine that a body condom would be the absolute most clinical sex one could possibly have. Yet... for some odd reason the idea of a body condom really turns me on lol.

Lately I have had this clinical/sexual obsession with a man wearing latex gloves during our activities. I saw it on a porn movie "I Came In Your Mom: 2", and have not been able to rid my mind of this newly birthed Latex Glove Fantasy. I must check this off my Bucket List someday soon lol (yes I am fully aware that I may/or may not need professional help HaHa lol).

As for the Scroguard. Not super sold on a man in latex thong underwear with a penis hole. This would be a huge turn off for me. I would not get into sex with him, and I would be tunnel visioned on those ridiculous looking latex thong underwear that resemble a rubber diaper.

Honestly I don't see Scroguard taking off, and becoming all the new rage in the future for casual sexual encounters.

The video was funny though. The background music sounded like it came straight from the Terminator movie lol.

Did you see this featured on that show "Shark Tank" lol?
I wonder if they come in different sizes......like regular and........scro-magnum???
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Already covered.

Already covered.

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
OMG too funny!

In my version of the full Body Condom, I was thinking of something more in the style below. It would just need to be made out of the transparent condom material instead of that shiny Paten leather look (latex).

Now get rid of most of that Paten leather (latex) suit turning it into a pair of gloves that go up to his elbows, and... oh crap there I go again with the gloves lol.

bikebryan's Avatar
Ah, to heck with scrogard or latex condoms. I just dip my junk in latex paint. If it's a quality paint, I'm good for three or four seasons at least. And a gallon lasts me a LONG time - more cost effective than condoms. The paint also comes in a infinite variety of colors!
Can it protect you from a swift kick in the nuts?
lawrencegent's Avatar
Dahlia you are going to get inundated with guys showing up with latex gloves after that post. ; )
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
If your latex paint (I recommend liquid latex rubber) is thick enough you no longer need an erection and no one would be the wiser if you didn't have one. It would still stick out there and stay hard continually. If fact, you don't have to be a man. You could be a woman in a body suit.
Dahlia you are going to get inundated with guys showing up with latex gloves after that post. ; ) Originally Posted by lawrencegent
(1) These type of latex gloves with Scrubs or White Doctor Coat:


(2) These type of latex gloves with Apron/Leather/Black Clothing, a Superhero Costume or a Dark Business Suit:


All of these Fantasies are on my Bucket List lol.

If #1
(Doctor/Physician/Surgeon) OR #2 (Superhero Costume), Okay to show up like that with no prior notice.

If #2
(Dom or Dark Suit), I would Need/Want to be made aware of Before we meet.