Ladies has this ever happened to you I hope not!

That had to Hurt!!!

I don't know if any of you listen to Loveline (with Dr. Drew and Mike Catherwood). They recently had a female caller mention that she used acne cream by accident (dark room, inexperienced as to what KY tube felt like in the dark).

Also, former colleague mentioned using Bengay as anal lube on a girl he met at a mutual friend's party. Yes, they were both drunk and they both regretted it.

There once was a couple named Kelly.
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly.
Because in their haste...
They used library paste...
Instead of petroleum jelly.

From Lecherous Limericks by Isaac Asimov.

Yikes. Thankfully never happened to me! Only used lube very rarely...