At the very least, get pre-screened by a few ladies, and have a few more potentials if they don't end up working out. And don't request a last-minute hotel incall if she doesn't already have a room, 'cause that's just not gonna happen.

Perhaps (closer to game day) we could start a thread for ladies who will be available for last-minute dates?
Gooooooo [insert your preferred team here]! Fight fight win!
Also posted to the Oklahoma Main Discussion board.