Yo Von... Wed in Austin to pick up the payola if you want on the payroll.... Sooner or later you get accused of it so ya might as well get your due!
Free Pussy too. I have a rep of getting the ones laid that can't be bought...... Just yesterday an old famous poster offered me one of his and I told him I would find her a home.... Yup.. you can take one of these home... I'll find ya one with a real southern accent!
If you are not into money or free pussy alcohol will be in abundant supply.....
FI that doesn't work for you there are pulled pork nachos that are outrageous!
Sl... Be there dude! And bring that briefcase empty or not.... I can use it!
I like Von. I've had drinks with Von, ogled women with Von, considered twerking talent with Von, had more drinks with Von. He listened to my stories and shared his with me. He's cool.
Glad you are assisting with the supervision of our "playground", Von!! Just FYI... if I misbehave, I prefer a spanking over a timeout or ban. But I think you already knew that!!
And you can borrow my panties anytime!! Kilt or no kilt
He has been seen in a kilt indeed, he likes playing with swords, he does bring hot chicks down when he comes and he does use the word fucktard, and does not like douche bags! Is that enough info? LMAO!