What's more embarrassing? or possibly an Ego Boost?

Being out with a Hot young CoEd dressed in a mature fashion all dolled up and as elegant as a lady can look? The matureness that shines through in actions and looks results in her never being carded even though she is 19

or

An 50+ Old lady with man mades, botox, tummy tuck, a rocking body and dressed like a 20yo sorority slut out to get attention? It's not true but they tell us all the time how they get carded at the corner store buying beer.

Personally... Both are hot in their own ways but the old bats dressing like kids are always an embarrassment in my opinion.

"Old bats dressing like kids" <-- Hilarious. Agree 100%

I'm betting that the milf can fuck circles around the teen. So I'm voting for the milf. Besides, who amongst us doesn't love sluts?

... but the old bats dressing like kids are always an embarrassment in my opinion. Originally Posted by Whispers

And yet you are an "old bat" who "dresses" (wearing arm candy*) like a kid daily - surely you don't miss the irony in your claim?

Or is this another example of the adage - there's no fool like an old fool?

(Or, as the kids say, TFF)

* arm candy = a somewhat dated reference to an attractive lady, typically young, accompanying a gentleman, often arm in arm.

As to the "Poll" - two choices only?

Reminds me of "So, Mister Prospect, would Tuesday at 3:15 work well for you, or would you prefer Wednesday morning at 9:45?"

So, um, guess I have to choose one or the other?

I'm more like the out for Stiffler's mom type. Dress em up in whatever. Nothing wrong with the young ones at all by any means, but like a fine wine, I go with the ageless wonders around here more than I do the fresh to the market goods.

Actually, my very conservative wife shops at forever 21, turns heads wherever she goes with stylish good looks and a banging body. Being seen out with 19 year old on my arm would make me look like a disgusting pervert! I used to go out with a mid 50s provider in NOLA - she turned heads and looked like a trophy while I looked like a lucky bastard rather than a perverted old man - and that mid 50s provider knew more tricks to maximize pleasure than any I've ever known!

I am all about a older lady close to my age, the type of clothing part doesn't really bother me, but the attitude and actions of acting like a co-ed are what are most annoying especially when you are 40+. If I want that behavior I will pick out a young girl. "Like Oh My God, Can you Believe It" ???

I'm betting that the milf can fuck circles around the teen. So I'm voting for the milf. Besides, who amongst us doesn't love sluts? Originally Posted by mwsatx

the question was not about who fucks better. it was about being out in public with them

As to the "Poll" - two choices only?

Reminds me of "So, Mister Prospect, would Tuesday at 3:15 work well for you, or would you prefer Wednesday morning at 9:45?"

So, um, guess I have to choose one or the other? Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

no. no need to participate if you do not wish. If you have curiosities about other types feel free to ask. this was a comparison between the two types I chose to ask about

Actually, my very conservative wife shops at forever 21, turns heads wherever she goes with stylish good looks and a banging body. Being seen out with 19 year old on my arm would make me look like a disgusting pervert! I used to go out with a mid 50s provider in NOLA - she turned heads and looked like a trophy while I looked like a lucky bastard rather than a perverted old man - and that mid 50s provider knew more tricks to maximize pleasure than any I've ever known! Originally Posted by Louigi

This was a recent subject on a local morning radio talkshow. There is a local community where the middle aged wives are known to be dressing like their daughters and there was a lot of ridicule to it.

Not about tricks or sex....

Im currently with a woman who just turned 21 blonde hair petite proportionately balanced body and more clothes, shoes and jewelry than any woman will ever need. I'm in my early thirties and I really don't get an ego boost about being with her in public.

50 year olds dressed up like 20year olds? You can put lipstick on a pig, but that don't mean it's not a pig anymore.

50 year olds dressed up like 20year olds? You can put lipstick on a pig, but that don't mean it's not a pig anymore. Originally Posted by Hiker78

you were one of the callers to that show weren't you?

you were one of the callers to that show weren't you? Originally Posted by Whispers

No i didn't hear the show or call in. But for numerous reasons including that I just find it disgusting that their kids or grand kids might see them dressed like whores and figure it out. I don't think wondering if or imagining mom or grandma getting or wanting more dick than a truckstop urinal is good for kids.