"Amelia's so HOTT,so HOTT she needs a Vay-k!"....And I'm Sorry Guys, but This Time,

Hottassamelia's Avatar
Dakota's Coming with me!


We are trading in the Taco stands, Fiesta traffic, and "ass-plowing RoboDick" stories..
(sorry,couldn't help it)
for a sparkling blue ocean,soft white sand beaches, and HOTT men with BIG ,LONG.......
surfboards..
...at least for about a week that is.
It's our Swapportunity

We Are Off
to go soak up the surf and sun at the
Beach

(Thank God Summer is back! Finally!!)



So when you Pm or call us next week,(or TRY to call us, I should say)
Know that if or when we don't answer...it's only because some very HOTT men and women (hopefully half naked,) are serving us up ice cold Margarita's and Mojito's while we rub tanning oil on each other..
....laying out by the ocean soaking up the sunshine

.... or moonlight,depending of course..

....or possibly that I'm surrounded by these same sexy, mostly naked people while we dance the night away before we whisk them off to our beach house rental for us to take advantage of ..It IS Dakota and I...the possibilities really are endless.



Does this Sound a little Familiar? LOL.. Again,These are things I like to do..don't judge me.

We will however do our best to return any reference checks or pm's as quickly as our cell coverage and/or sobriety will allow.


We will be gone Friday morning..(the 2nd)..but don't fret,unless we get "lost",
On the way back (hehe) We will Return next week..(the 7th)

LOVE YA'LL!!

Be Good!
( But if your Bad..be Better!! )
~Amelia & Dakota

Messi78's Avatar
Amelia's so FAT!
So FAT she needs a Vay-k! A Vay-K from the kitchen!

So does Dakota123!
Hottassamelia's Avatar
You got it wrong baby...
Here, I'll fix it for you...

Amelia's so PHAT!
So PHAT she needs a Vay-k! Originally Posted by Mariam
silly troll...
Have fun!! Take some awesome pics!
Pretty
Hot
And
Tempting

Have fun Amelia don't you and Dakota get into too much mischief.

B35H
Have fun beautiful ladies!
pickupkid's Avatar
Have fun Surfs up
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
Phat indeed.
DifferentStrokes's Avatar
Enjoy! Nothing better than getting away to a wonderful place with good company. Safe travels ladies
mwsatx's Avatar
Can I be your cabana boy? Y'all have fun!
sms918's Avatar
Remember moderation! Lol

sorry couldn't help myself. Have fun ( but I' m sure neither of you need any encouragement)
adrian2play's Avatar
Enjoy the fun in the sun. Play it cool and make it memorable as you 2 always do
this girl is jealous! Have fun you two!
*climbs into amelias suitcase* Ssshhh everyone!
Can I be your cabana boy? Y'all have fun! Originally Posted by mwsatx
Me and candi are actually accepting cabana boy applications. Tell me, what are your feelings on gold man thongs?