I'd really love a f★★★ing machine!

I have been wanting to use a fucking machine for years! I love porn with the girls getting fucked by them and using the Hitatchi wand too (which I Have)

They are expensive and I am just wondering if anyone has one or the hand tool ones... I want to be tied up in a car (machine/factory) and fucked with that... charlie chase I think her name is did a scene like that.. so hot!

So email me if you have one that I can try or if youd be willing to donate to the funding of one for myself and I will either record it or do live show...

I cant sleep and so damn horny right now lol

Can you help me :-)

It is a crying shame you don't live closer. Depending on what you want, they are neither expensive nor complicated to make. I have made several that served quite nicely. My favorite was an integrated stock unit with a remote control motor. I would like to make one eventually that could be hooked up to the internet. Some kind of interactive cam/control setup.

It is a crying shame you don't live closer. Depending on what you want, they are neither expensive nor complicated to make. I have made several that served quite nicely. My favorite was an integrated stock unit with a remote control motor. I would like to make one eventually that could be hooked up to the internet. Some kind of interactive cam/control setup. Originally Posted by ogre

You live in my home state we could work something out lol

Thatd be cool to have an interactive set up

Damn.

It is a crying shame you don't live closer. Depending on what you want, they are neither expensive nor complicated to make. I have made several that served quite nicely. My favorite was an integrated stock unit with a remote control motor. I would like to make one eventually that could be hooked up to the internet. Some kind of interactive cam/control setup. Originally Posted by ogre

Plenty of room on this site to make a how to thread. The gals would love you for it.

Plenty of room on this site to make a how to thread. The gals would love you for it. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Hmmm, a craft thread. I think most would like it. Perhaps as a sticky under one of Elizabeth's sections. Why, I do believe we're already here.
At the least, some can mention what's lacking in some of the kits that are sold.
At the best, some interesting things could be displayed.

Reciprocating saw $75
Dildo attachment from website $50
Your favorite hobbiest to operate it -200

You can still make 75 dollars on a date after its said and done and own your own. Not a big deal :-)

And fyi they are WAY worth it ;-)

So you can have yourself some fun with a reciprocating saw and a dildo.
You must have long arms.

I could probably set you up with a webcam/remote setup that could be controlled by website or phone app. It shouldn't be hard at all.

Still waiting for a blueprint for one to make for our girlfriends. Or buy.

There's a robotic platform you can get that's pretty easy to program called a Romo. It requires an iPod or iPhone but uses the front facing camera. It has tracks that could be used to operate two different variable controls. And it works remotely for the pay per view fun. Totally doable, I'll see about a mockup if any providers are truly interested.

Still waiting for a blueprint for one to make for our girlfriends. Or buy. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

You've never placed an order for any of my whiskey pickup/deliveries, But, I won’t hold that against you.

Perhaps one of these, on a solid oak base:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H41Y0oplQ0

Or just build it yourself:

http://www.orgasmalley.com/diyparts.htm

For any design, the flywheel is the critical piece.
If you do build one yourself, send a clip, and a misplaced bottle might be found.

"You've never placed an order for any of my whiskey pickup/deliveries, But, I won’t hold that against you."EH?
WTF you talking about? Give me a link and I'm good to go you peach.

Pretty Cool.... 500RPM now that is something I want to see....

I saw a few porn scenes on those and some of the gals were taking huge fucking dildos at high speed in both their asses and pussies at the same time. It was intense

"You've never placed an order for any of my whiskey pickup/deliveries, But, I won’t hold that against you."EH?
WTF you talking about? Give me a link and I'm good to go you peach. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

https://www.buffalotracedistillery.c...nds/van-winkle
Every September as part of a multipurpose road trip (we’ve talked about this before).
http://www.whiskyportal.com/distille...mli+Distillery
This time it was at the end of 1st week of March, several weeks ago. Included a vehicle pickup, then watched the Kings win, and then made it back in time for a breakfast.
http://www.mccormickdistilling.com/c...cts_family.php
20 min north of KC, at least a couple times every winter, they have a nice sour mash.
http://www.templetonrye.com/home/
About halfway between DesMoines and Omaha. Just a small detour on an Omaha trip this upcoming mid-June. Who does not enjoy a decent Manhattan? A very nice Rye is required.

BTW, friend of mine does quite enjoy most anything made with peach schnapps.