Thought for the day

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would have no place to go.

Don't forget... It is the dirty thought that counts.

Avoiding sexual innuendo is hard, very hard.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

BERTRAND*RUSSELL,*Marriage and Morals

Marriage is legalized prostitution!

Didn't just marry for sex and if that was what I was looking for, there were better.

Never put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your mouth.

If her skin is fair and she's full of hair her lips are bright and pink. If she got a lot of crust and floppy bust then it probably going to stink.