If only SPAM were true

If SPAM were true, I'd have a 12-incher, I would have helped a Nigerian prince transfer his millions (and received a generous fee), and here's my favorite...

Apparently some 22 year old went to high school with me and wants to reunite. So, in high school, we met when she was negative 13 years old?
We do sometimes have people that register membership on here for different reasons. Occasionally, one will slip through and resort to sending PMs to members trying to intice them to a cam site or other things. If you would do the favor of hitting the RTM button in the upper right hand corner of the PM you received (it looks like this ) so that staff can look into the matter, it would be appreciated.
We do sometimes have people that register membership on here for different reasons. Occasionally, one will slip through and resort to sending PMs to members trying to intice them to a cam site or other things. If you would do the favor of hitting the RTM button in the upper right hand corner of the PM you received (it looks like this ) so that staff can look into the matter, it would be appreciated. Originally Posted by Col. Zodiak
I was talking about e-mail SPAM that I get daily. No one from this board has spammed me.

But thanks.
smoothsail's Avatar
lol i laughed at the thread...

If SPAM were true...i'd be banging my teacher, i'd be hung bigger than a black stallion and would be millions richer
WHAT??? You mean I will never see that money I sent by Western Union to Nigeria again? But I already quit my job and told my wife to move out!
WHAT??? You mean I will never see that money I sent by Western Union to Nigeria again? But I already quit my job and told my wife to move out! Originally Posted by headnhand
Relax, just as soon as her mother gets out of the hospital and the inheritance from her fathers estate is cleared up she will be here with all the money you sent and more. LMAO
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I always reply to those ads and tell them to send me one dollar and keep the rest.