Hookers complaining about how SLOW business has become

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As a full time ManWhore I have had the opportunity to meet with many a young lady that's visits both San Antonio & Austin. I hear the same things about both cities. San Antonio is just slow and hard to get appointments and Austin has become the cancelation capitol of the world. That being said...

Some things to think about... SL'S TOP 10 & One Extra

1) Do you show your face in your show case? Lots of guys like myself are face guys and don't want to have a session with any lady that looks like flinde.

2) Do you answer the phone or are you text only? I refuse to see ANY provider I can't talk to for just a moment or two before the session. This eliminates pimps and agencies posting as INDY providers as well as assures me the arrangements are etched in stone. It might surprise you how many hobbyist have this policy!

3)What's your availability and response time? I have had providers respond to P411 and PM'S as much as a month after sending them. REALLY?

4) How long does it take for you to respond to a text? While I do schedule in advance there are times I look for a right now type of thing. Not in a day or two.

5) Are your pictures accurate and up to date? A good reputation takes a while but a bad one gets passed along at lightning speed. Some times without you even knowing about it. (Men's Lounge)

6) Are you a totally fucking bitch or do you do things that drive hobbyists crazy while on the board? Yes there are hobbyist that like crazy providers but like myself I pretty sure it's not the norm. Think about what you post while on the board. Try and remember who is paying who!

7) Do you cancel appoints for any reason on a regular basis? Over booking, broken nail, grandmother dying again. Nothing pisses off a hobbyist more than getting all Viagraed up, bathed and ready to go when they get the can we reschedule BS.

8) Do you up charge? Gigantic turn off is up charging.

9) Do you have a messy, unorganized or just flat out nasty incall? Some of us just hit the road when this happens.

10) Do you smoke? I don't give a flying rats ass what you smoke, if you smoke it gets into your cloths and hair and some guys are very sensitive to this issue!

Extra Credit:

11) Do you keep your nasty ass clean? How about your kitty? Leave nothing to chance. wash that nasty ass and kitty even if you think its clean!
Unstoppable's Avatar
Great points SL, especially numero 4, If I wanted to schedule sex, I'd just sleep with my wife.
All the above is right on........Thanks....
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Very good points
Well said. A copy ought to be distributed to every lady out there - especially the ones 25 and under.
Nothing pisses off a hobbyist more than getting all Viagraed up, bathed and ready to go when they get the can we reschedule BS. Originally Posted by Still Looking
+1 - at $25-$30 a dose and availability issues Hell yes! My doctor even commented the last time I got the prescription renewed, "so you and your wife have sex on a regular basis!" Of course I couldn't tell him what I do as a hobby!
flinde's Avatar
oh still looking that is too complicated. the secret to success is the occasional special. nothing brings out the guys like 60 blowjobs with rimming.
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Preach!... Spot on SL
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oh still looking that is too complicated. the secret to success is the occasional special. nothing brings out the guys like 60 blowjobs with rimming. Originally Posted by flinde
Number twelve and moving up the charts!

Extra Credit:

11) Do you keep your nasty ass clean? How about your kitty? Leave nothing to chance. wash that nasty ass and kitty even if you think its clean! Originally Posted by Still Looking

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Originally Posted by playIVkeeps
When it smells like a skunk ass raped a three day dead tuna, a baby wipe just won't do it...IJS

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Also take a CLOSE look at the SL sig line. If you list yourself as athletic well... just remember Sumo wrestlers are athletic but a lot of guys might not be interested!
When it smells like a skunk ass raped a three day dead tuna, a baby wipe just won't do it...IJS

Originally Posted by Still Looking
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oh still looking that is too complicated. the secret to success is the occasional special. nothing brings out the guys like 60 blowjobs with rimming. Originally Posted by flinde
Yeah. Flinde has great ideas.

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Not to many providers posting in this thread for some reason?