I Thought we were best Friends....

But Dammit Coach I just heard on the police scanner there's some drunk on a riding lawnmower wearing only snow shoes and singing freebird--where the f*ck are you going?!? And why wasn't I invited?

There may be a signal issue with your scanner... I was high, on a tricycle, and wearing flip flops and a viking helmet singing the theme to Green Acres. I was going to pick you up at your place for a mother's day evening of coloring book fun and word search. I got picked up instead. So my evening was spent in the B*** county jail with Pat the TV, who did not have soft hands................ Ugh.
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Wow lol now i am truly sad, You know that was my Dream date. I'm so sorry his hands weren't soft but i am curious. Did he have lipstick

buddy, those werent callouses
his hands were "ribbed for your pleasure"

buddy, those werent callouses
his hands were "ribbed for your pleasure" Originally Posted by knotty man

LMAO Knotty That's something I don't have ribbed hands lol

Too funny.
Knotty, I think if you were a blind person, you could tell the differences between calloused hands and "ribbed for your pleasure." I am sure it is a feeling of memory.
Dezire, you sexy f***ing sexy body is the only place my "lipstick."
Now leave me alone for a little bit, I have to color. Where's my helmet?
"Green Acres is the place to be ... Farm living is the life for me ..."

lol I hid your red crayon You will have to seek n find

lol I hid your red crayon You will have to seek n find Originally Posted by Your Dezire

Did you hide red crayon like you hid red lipstick once?

lmao ummmmm I Ummmm who you bee Talking to ? COACH! lol Let me tell you what lol Talli my Dearest most loyal Friend helped me out of that

Mmmumm nummmm nummm numm munnn mummm mum.
Wait wait wait, let me finish. U~mmmmmmm
Thank you Dezire!!!!!!!!
I was trying to say that I found the lipstick in a special place.
Its mine dammit, its mine !!!!!!

lol~ I ummmm Speechless~