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PINKEY special?

And $0.62 for squatting on prick? Wunner who did the research to come up with excatly $0.62?
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Everyone is always talking about going Retro... Can we have these activities and prices for a month?
Everyone is always talking about going Retro... Can we have these activities and prices for a month? Originally Posted by CoHorn



This statement just rubs me the wrong way, even if it's half-assed joking.



Ok. Fine. Turn-about is fair play and the US inflation configures into it.

Can you pay my rent and the bills you've helped to rack up for the month?

Please, don't get me started ...
  • mtdew
  • 01-18-2010, 01:47 PM
Very Cool post Hercules ...

Below are just some of my random thoughts, nothing to be taken serious ...

Be careful what you ask for, the prices are nice, but check out all the upcharges. If we get low prices for one month, they may want to make our sessions A' la carte for the next.

Using $2.50 for a Common old fashioned fuck, as equal to what we would call a mechanical non GFE session today as a baseline ...

Now say you added a little Tit Fucking before your common fuck = + $1.00 which is a 40% surcharge.

I know doggie is a favorite position of many, but it adds 0.30, which is a %12 surcharge. Take a $200 session and put her on all fours and you just added $24 to your night.

A fuck and 10 min soak = +0.15 or a 6% surcharge. Can you imagine if you went to an incall for a $200 session, asked to use the shower and she adds $12 to the charge.

Check out the 0.50 surcharge for Bob Cocks & flat pricks .. = 20% surcharge. So if she has to work extra hard to get you up on a $200 session, you owe her an extra $40 .

Check out the "69" session for $6.00.. that's over twice the standard fuck rate and we usually get it thrown in.. also add 0.50 if you slip a finger in her.

And the Pinky session seems like today's PSE Doubles session for $30, thats over ten times more then a standard fuck .. at that rate I could never afford a doubles session.

Looking back it makes a good shower massage and kinky session with my favorite amp girls seem like a bargain in today's dollars ...

Anyway, no real point to make, as the market will always bring the prices to what supply and demand dictate, but I am glad that I don't have to A' la carte order what I want before the session starts ...

Although I do like the disclaimer at the bottom, at least they are upfront about "need to be a self starter" .. I take that to mean NO-GFE baby..

-ltr
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This statement just rubs me the wrong way, even if it's half-assed joking. Originally Posted by Shea Veile
So if I make a full-assed joke could I rub you the right way?
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I so want to blow wind up someone's ass hole with a goose quill!
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Nicole, If you can find a goose quill, I'm game.

Check your PMs.
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Well, I learned something new today. I had to google 'stink finger' and 'jerk-off matinee' to find out what the heck those were.

Jas
Hey...I want to go on the record as saying...I totally agree with the must stay out of "poop hole" lol that is too funny!!!
Requests the patronage of the FAST, SLOW and SMART SET. I am adding that to my next ad!!! lol
Requests the patronage of the FAST, SLOW and SMART SET. I am adding that to my next ad!!! lol Originally Posted by MichelleBigD
Define 'Fast & Slow'