Snowball

Last nite I did a creampie, she squirted out a load of cum, licked it up off my stomach, then snowballed me.

Someone please "label" me. Am I gay, just a dirty old man, or the luckiest fuck on the planet I have a GF who plays like this? Lol

Depends on how you feel about it I guess. Cream pie, squirting out seems normal erotic. Snowballing might make you at least bi-curious?

Next you will be posting about peging.....I call you a freak & a lucky man LOL

Not gay, that would require you to be sexually attracted to the same sex. Lots of heterosexual men like the taste of their "product". There was a thread about this a few weeks ago. I'd say just enjoy your sexuality and experiences.

Next you will be posting about peging.....I call you a freak & a lucky man LOL Originally Posted by growler

lol. What is peging?

You're as normal as me and ONE if the luckiest fucks on the planet! But I am a bit of a freak *L*

Your not gay unless you take the juice from the spout.

I dont what its called but i guess you got your protein

Pegging is when a woman uses a strap-on or a dildo on a man.

When I die, I want Sipapi's life to pass before my eyes.

The only "normal" people are those you don't know very well.

nothing like sucking your own snot and passing it either i guess.............

If its between two consenting ADULTS of the same SPECIES, then its all good

Holy Crap that is super HOT, at least in my opinion!!! It's comforting to know there are other "filthy freaks" out there like me LOL. So I used your post for some masturbation material. Hope you don't mind?? I made a whole scene/story out of it. Probably not how it really went down on your end, but here is what I fantasized about....

Two friends walk out of a restaurant, a man and a woman. They get into his car, and instead of leaving they sit in the car to chat for a while. They have been great friends for years, and have never done anything sexually with each other. I mean they both share their dirty stories about people they have been casually dating or sleeping with. However they have never taken their friendship beyond the paling around and hanging out level.

They continue to talk for some time, both experiencing that awkward lil pause every once in a while as she would look over at him staring at her. "What?", she nervously giggles. He refocuses his eyes and attention replying, "Nothing, Sorry." She gazes back into his eyes one more time, takes a deep breath and says, "I'm just gonna throw this out here, and you can throw it right back. Do you want to come spend the night at my house tonight? I mean just as friends, nothing sexual." He smiles, winks and says, "Yeah, I'd love that!" He starts the car, and off they drive until they reach her home.

Both go inside giddy like high school kids. They do the normal activities of watching TV, chatting and joking around until they both decide it is time for bed. He asks her if she minds if he sleeps in the nude. "Heck yeah that's cool. I sleep that way too!" They both strip off all clothing until they are both naked sliding under the covers together. A few moments pass before he makes his move. He slowly begins rubbing her tits until her nipples perk up hard. He can feel her hips making lil jerking movements as his nipple play is felt in her groin. He knows she has to be turned on, but he is not sure if crossing that "friend barrier" is the right thing to do.

Just as he is flooded with thoughts of not ruining the friendship, he feels her hands on his. Going in motion with his hands they gently rub over her tits as she glides their hands over her chest. He now knows that she is good with the whole deal, and starts to explore a little lower and lower and lower. As his hand makes it way to her pussy, he can feel that she is dripping wet. He lets out a laugh, and asks, "Why are you so wet?" Sheepishly she whispers back, "I don't know." "I think you want me. Do you want me?", he asks as he gazes into her eyes. She is quick to answer him, "Yes!"

It was like they rang the bell in a boxing match. It was on! They began french kissing each other so passionately and aggressively. They flipped and flopped, back and forth, one on top and then the other on top. Tongues licking, sucking and lightly biting one another. It was one of the steamiest kissing scenes one has ever seen. His hands wishing her hair in every direction, messing it up so much it can only be called one thing....Fuck Me Hair! Both are so aroused from all the pent up frustration of never being able to have each other sexually.

She can't take it anymore! He can't wait anymore! He rolls over on his back bringing her on top of him cowgirl style. She rides him like a professional bull rider as he watches her tits bounce up and down from each thrust back and forth. Every so often she leans forward, lays down on his chest with her tits brushing against his skin and they continue with the most passionate of kisses. Then popping back up to continue riding that bull like she's up for an AVN award.

The whole scene is so hot and erotic as he feels her cumming over and over again all over his cock and balls. "Oh shit, I'm gonna cum! Get off!" But she doesn't get off. She pushes his cock even deeper inside her pussy as she grinds harder and harder, back and forth, harder and harder, back and forth. All Of a sudden...he blows this huge juicy hot cum load deep inside her soaking wet cunt. "I can feel you cumming inside me! It feels sooooo fucking Good!!!", she moans loudly.

"OMG I can't believe we just fucked! I can't believe you let me give you a creampie! That was so Awesome!!", he exclaims. She pulls off of his cock, and begins to use her pussy muscles to push out the cum load onto his stomach. Drip, plop, drip, drip, plop, all the cum slowly oozes out of her pussy and into a puddle on his stomach. They both giggle and joke for a moment about their sexual escapade they had just experienced.

He looks into her eyes, smiles and brushes her hair out of her face. With a dirty girl lil grin, she whispers back, "We aren't done yet! She climbs over to the side of him getting off of his body. Leaning down she peaks back at him with a naughty spark in her eyes, and then begins to lick up every last drop of the cum load that just dripped out of her hot cunt off his stomach. Holding the cum load securely in her mouth, she moves forward until her lips meet his lips. The two share a snowball, both mouths just full of cum. Deep French kissing as the cum slides down the back of both their throats. He has a little jizz dribble down the corner of his mouth which she gladly licks back clean for him. "That was so HOT!! It was just so....", he tried to tell her. She giggled and said, "Kind of like good old fashioned rolling around in the bed, messing your hair up and getting all sweaty sex? But with a filthy twist at the end?" He chuckled back, "Exactly like that!"

They decide that a shower, and a little mouth wash are in order now. They both clean up as they share blow by blow about how fun that was. He grabs her, and tells her how much she means to him. She answers back, "No matter if we ever have this again. I don't regret a thing! That was the first time I have ever done a snowball with anyone. You are my best friend, and I am really glad it was with you." He nodded saying, "I totally agree. Whether we never sleep together again. I have to say that I don't think this could have been any more perfect!" "Mmmm Hmmmm", she uttered with a huge grin, "It was Awesome!!!"

They climb back into bed, get comfy and gently spoon each others naked satisfied bodies. Tired and worn out physically, they quickly drift off to sleep. Soundly they sleep all night long with entangled bodies that became one....

Would that count as a blow job by proxy?