That fucked up panic feeling when...

...the pre-session sex pill from the gas station/convenient store didn't feel as if it properly cleared your throat/esophagus area and you're in doubt it'll kick in on time.

And the solution of drinking a lot to wash it down makes you have to have a mid session pee break which is hard to do when your Johnson is at full staff ironically due to the very same offending pill. It's hard being a hobbyist.

So, curiously, which brand of that stuff do you try?

My dick works just fine. So.... No.... I don't know that feeling.

Maybe it's time for you to retire to Shady Pines

My dick works just fine. So.... No.... I don't know that feeling.

Maybe it's time for you to retire to Shady Pines Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Ditto....I thought he was going to say "......you pull out....and there's no condom."

Wait gas stations still sell libido pills? What at they called now? What do they look like?

For last minutes I used to go with "Stiff Nights"

I've since sould stock up via buying pills on Ebay..

I remember one time I'd use to take Nitric Oxide (NO2) pills from GNC daily, on a day I'd set up a session with a provider take an extenze earlier in the day, and on my way to her spot take a "stiff nights"

I'd call it the triple threat.

I can appreciate you guys with the "my dick works just fine" addage but with the $ I'm paying I better not take anything to chance and make sure my dick is working extra good.

Panic is went you're in mid stroke and suddenly there is a loud banging at the door

That gas station pill had too much Yohimbe in it and your so dizzy and sick you can't make it to the session and have to pull over and wait for it to ware off but still amazed at how hard your dick is for two hours. JS

..the pre-session sex pill from the gas station/convenient store didn't feel as if it properly cleared your throat/esophagus area and you're in doubt it'll kick in on time. Originally Posted by wreckshop

For a moment there I misread the first sentence and thought this post was going to be about panic setting in due to a pre-session gas cramp and needing to blast ass in a bad fucking way.....

Panic is went you're in mid stroke and suddenly there is a loud banging at the door Originally Posted by Jon Bon

^ lol this tbh. Had this happen twice the first time I was half-way in for greek and then bang bang bang on the door. Thank goodness it was only room service.

Lol I love this thread guys (too cute!), I needed a laugh and now I can't stop, THANKS!

Lol I love this thread guys (too cute!), I needed a laugh and now I can't stop, THANKS! Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Lol - are you shadowing me. We just posted at the same time.

And the solution of drinking a lot to wash it down makes you have to have a mid session pee break which is hard to do when your Johnson is at full staff ironically due to the very same offending pill. It's hard being a hobbyist.

So, curiously, which brand of that stuff do you try? Originally Posted by tbone77494

I've always thought that stuff was a gimmick solution.

You realize you lost your keys, and are in a fucked up part of town after hours.