Advertising Opportunity! A Creative Trade Opportunity

I've been given 3 tickets (pretty damn good seats) to games 2 and 5 (if there IS a Game 5)

I'm going to one of the games for sure. Probably Game 2 I'll probably see what the value is on the other and sell them.....

My S/O is a big Spurs Fan as well as Bi. Ms. Fran can comment on her appeal if she sees this....

I think it would be incredibly cool to make it to the Big Screen / JumboTron thing and an Old Fat Man sitting between two hotties dressed for attention has a chance right?.... Having your number painted across your Tits might do the trick and get you some exposure!

Which ladies are the biggest Spurs fans?

If by any remote chance I had the opportunity to be asked who the two ladies with me are you gotta know I'm probably saying something outrageous....

IS there a Lady that might want the exclusive San Antonio rights when in the midst of sarcastic gossip to be able to say "Whispers? Heh... Small dick but a Hot wife.... I fucked her!"...

Guys.... FORGET IT! NOT HAPPENING!

Anyone have any other ideas on how to get on that big screen and possibly seen by millions on network television? I don't know why but I've always thought that would be cool.