Happy Birthday Malwoody

Hey ol buddy...
I just wanted to say Happy belated 97th birthday.....Last time we spoke you were sitting in a corner at the nursing home looking out the window drooling....... wondering where your false teeth were!



By the way that nurse was hot how is she on giving baths??

Now gum your veggies and hit the hay early...their serving grits for breakfast in the cafeteria!!

Happy Birthday, Amigo!! Hope you got to spend at least part of your birthday with a lovely lady!!!

Happy birthday malwoody..

Happy birthday you old grouch! You only turn 21 once, so live it up

Happy Birthday you old buzzard.

mmm no reply from birthday boy
or is that birthday boy toy
if toy
Yo bitch err ops provider,
unchain or stop sitting on his face(or whatever) and let him reply
after, if he was enjoying whatever
by all means carry on

Happy Birthday you sexy Man!!!! Hope you had a nice day!!

Happy birthday MW. Here's hoping you were at least able to schedule some "private time" with BigDeal, if with no one else.

Where the heck is Malwoody?

"Bueller...Buelller... Anyone" (LOL)

Do we need to put a city wide Silver Alert lol? Ohhh, I am just teasing lol. Just trying to make you chuckle.

He's waiting for his DSL modem to dial up the internet, so he can reply to everyone.
Give the old guy some time to respond.
You know he will sooner or later.
What's a Birthday boy to do, but hang out with his ATF.
Hell on my Birthday I surely would hang with M-ATF...

Happy Birthday old buddy.
Hope you can keep it up for many more years.
(That can be taken in multiple ways.)

I appreciate all of the kind and snarky comments..

Sorry for the slow reply but I had this little chicky finally convinced to hook up and then she read this thread, so I have been busy trying to convince her that I can in fact feed myself and remain conscious throughout an encounter...

Stay tuned..

Oh and btw, thanks to those who PMd me also.

...trying to convince her that I can in fact feed myself and remain conscious throughout an encounter... Originally Posted by malwoody

Lemme in on your secret, will ya, buddy?!?!?