loosest upset twat

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doin some ...jimmie research ...which upset hook ...has the loosest vag?

...not enough talkin bout hooks on here ...too much a fussin an a feudin ...jimmies should be talkin bouts hos!

...so what twat is most like the holland tunnel?

...and hooks ...dont be shy ...let the jimmies know how ...roomy ...you be!
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Who is your pick?
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Who is your pick? Originally Posted by Howdy Do Me
good question

...hows bout WAAAAY back ...the old victoria ...out of cuse ...remember her? ...if she let ya fucker her ...jimmie had to tie a board across his ass ...ta keep from fallin in

...now whos doody gonna vouch for?
...so what twat is most like the holland tunnel? Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Our Spider Hole reports the old mares and swaybacks in your stable all have twats like the Holland tunnel.....

Best you buy a couple buckets of 'alum' like they do in the Orient to pack them gaping gashes, giving them new life and making 'em as snug as a bug in a rug again.....
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Our Spider Hole reports the old mares and swaybacks in your stable all have twats like the Holland tunnel.....

Best you buy a couple buckets of 'alum' like they do in the Orient to pack them gaping gashes, giving them new life and making 'em as snug as a bug in a rug again..... Originally Posted by Celso
mary ...you got that right! ...tried usin duct tape to keep them pussy lips tight ...but jimmies been complainin it sticks to their asshole hair ...what a mess
Just tying to help your biz little one, with a few tricks of the Orient.....

Oh and talk to them about better hygiene FFS!
Reports are out that some of your fillys get a bit 'crusty' down there.....
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tried usin pepsi to douche them hos ...ended up with a bunch of pop tarts ...what a mess
LOL!!!
So thats's why they are crusty.....
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then just fuck those fillys ...right up the ol shitter

...power past any roids blockin the door ...and you be ...in turd cutter heaven!
then just fuck those fillys ...right up the ol shitter

...power past any roids blockin the door ...and you be ...in turd cutter heaven! Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Bet that makes ya feel right at home, eh......

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Bet that makes ya feel right at home, eh......

Originally Posted by Celso
mary ...why you be postin pix of your sexy picnic with ...plastic man?

...plastic man told you ...dont stick your asshole so far up ...your pops had trouble rechin it
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They are all cavernous and loose when you're hung like a



Maybe thats the OP's problem?
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saige

wink wink
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look to the fisters?