Shrinkage!! A Tribute to Nothing! (Seinfeld)

Was talking with a very HOT lady friend of mine. Come to find out, she loved Seinfeld as much as I did! Couldn't believe it. We both absolutely love it! So with that said...I wanted to share with everyone else who may like it also!

A show about NOTHIN!!


Love it. Gotta say, has some awesome moments....the following are my favs!

Shrinkage! Like a frightened turtle!


NO SOUP FOR YOU!


Boxers vs Jockeys (Or how about NONE!)...May lead to higher counts!


This one is for....we know who!!!


Post your favorite quotes, Memes, GIFS, or Video moments from the show here!!!

Maybe the dingo ate yo babay.

This is one of my all time favorite moments because I ALWAYS wait until the last possible second to fill the gas tank lol.

Heard about a Puerto Rican flag burning. They said they yanked it because of a backlash from the community.

Is this myth?

The Betrayal - Wedding in India (The episode is in reverse)

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
George Costanza

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Ahhh I love Seinfeld!

*Elaine dance*

Ahhh I love Seinfeld!

*Elaine dance* Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

OK Nikki I think we need a demonstration of YOUR Elaine Dance

Cosmo Kramer: Don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that
[Kramer shows newspaper]

Jerry Seinfeld: What now?
[Jerry reads newspaper]

Jerry Seinfeld: . Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research. Government funds genetic research at area hospital... Yeah, so?

Cosmo Kramer: Pigman, baby. Pigman.

Elaine Benes: Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...

Cosmo Kramer: I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Jerry Seinfeld: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George Costanza: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!

Jerry Seinfeld: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pigmen. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. Ooo that little tail turns me on.

Kramer - "So do you think people will still use napkins in the year 2000... or is this mouth vacuum thing for real"

Cosmo Kramer: Don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that
[Kramer shows newspaper]

Jerry Seinfeld: What now?
[Jerry reads newspaper]

Jerry Seinfeld: . Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research. Government funds genetic research at area hospital... Yeah, so?

Cosmo Kramer: Pigman, baby. Pigman.

Elaine Benes: Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...

Cosmo Kramer: I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Jerry Seinfeld: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George Costanza: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!

Jerry Seinfeld: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pigmen. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. Ooo that little tail turns me on. Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

Here you go Dew found the video for you





BTW Nikki we are still waiting to see your Elaine Dance

Here you go Dew found the video for you





BTW Nikki we are still waiting to see your Elaine Dance

Originally Posted by a10bomb

I didn't see that.

But I second the request.
You can throw a bit of pretzel into it

A10, Thanks buddy for the vid! Couldn't tell if the video preview was the right video, so I found the script. Lol.

Always liked this one. Kramer the Monger (H.E. Pennypacker)!

The Van Buren Boys - Kramer sells his life stories to J Peterman

ELAINE: You can't tell that story now. It belongs to Peterman.

KRAMER: What do ya mean?

ELAINE: You signed the release.

KRAMER: Yeah.

ELAINE: He sat in mud. Not you.

KRAMER: But I did sit in mud.

ELAINE: (Stern) Ya didn't! You never sat in mud!

KRAMER: (Pleading) I was all dirty!

ELAINE: It ever happened! Understand?

Seinfeld fun fact : in every episode there is a different superman prop in a diff location in jerrys apartment. Try to find it !