Russian Cops Ban Short Skirts

Omg, I would love to be strip searched by one of these female officers.....short skirts and high heels. I might be packing some heat in my pants if I saw one of these ladies walking the beat.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/russian-cops-ban-short-skirts_n_5528933.html

The only problem here I see is what is in that carriage.

What do you want me to confess to officer Andrea?