WTF ?!?! Man guilty of propositioning women with cheese

ICTguy32's Avatar
http://www.kake.com/news/crimetracke...263855981.html
Man guilty of propositioning women with cheese

Posted: Thu 1:14 PM, Jun 19, 2014


By: Associated Press














PHILADELPHIA, Penn A man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women in Philadelphia has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to probation.
Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty Thursday to indecent exposure and harassment. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counseling.
The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. A fourth victim later came forward.
The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."
Looks like there are some holes in this story.

Sounds like a bunch of bologna to me! HA!
at least it was swiss and not Limburger *coughs*
OK, Jaycee... A case of provolone, and a bottle of wine.... My final offer!
DallasRain's Avatar
Unless it was Tillamook brand...I would have said NO! lol
This thread is cheesy!!
KenMonk's Avatar
Head cheese?
wow that's crazy
Seen on backpage..I will fuck for food..
LOL!! Sargento all the way
pyramider's Avatar
It was Swiss cheese, why did he need to contact a provider? The cheese has enough holes.
This thread is cheesy!! Originally Posted by BigDeal
Dammit, you beat me to it LOL
Wonder what his breath smelled like. Dick cheese anyone?

Maybe he was French.
Prob wandered over there from Wisconsin..
BottomFeederKC's Avatar
Cheez Whiz guys, quit with all the puns already.