Showers at incalls

Have never needed to take a shower at one before the action takes place yet, but I may need to later in the week. Does the clock on the hour start ticking as soon as I arrive or after I get out of the shower?

Also, I always take a shower after, but I am never sure what to do with my clothes. I want to take them into the bathroom with me so I am not worried about her rifling through my wallet, but at the same time I feel like it looks too obvious that I don't trust her, so l leave my clothes where they were originally discarded. What to do? Take my clothes in the bathroom or leave them where they be?

So far I haven't had anything stolen, but I feel like I am asking for trouble with my pants out of sight on too many occasions.
Franklin4's Avatar
Bubba, you ask her to take a shower with you,
ive done that many times, its wonderful
Gotyour6's Avatar
As soon as you walk through the door your time starts.

Take your shit with you.

What are you worried about? Offending a hooker?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
take the hoo errr ops provider in the shower with you.
boytoy in the closet will have no problem cleaning your wallet for her.

or to say it the nice way

take pants and provider with you in the shower
it can be fun
clock ?????? no I check the moon dial on my grandfather clock long before text or call to check on that time of ... err never mind, one I see is a joy box, other well I earned my redwings with so many with already its like oh well if see red on the dip stick cover.
mmmmm have to wash my beard again dang nab it.
KaylaRyder's Avatar
My dates can take a shower before and after. As l
Remember to wash your asshole.
Does anyone have detailed instructions on how to do that?
KaylaRyder's Avatar
As long as u dont take advantage of it, going over isnt a big deal.. 10 min or so shouldnt be a problom exsp if its bc u wanna be clean.. and i would take your clothes just to be sure.lol. u cant be to carefull i guess, exsp when meeting someone new
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U guys sure l
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U guys sure love to talk about ass holes, ass play, ass wash lmao!!!!
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Sorry my phone is being an ass!!!! Lol
U guys sure l Originally Posted by trisha.xxx .countrygirl
Time to rinse the hog funnel?

JohnnyCap's Avatar
It's a price relative issue; if she's a $30 QS, she'd probably suggest you just hit it while the cream pie is still good lube. Get up to your $$+ hours, a few minute shower should be off the clock, but get past ten minutes and you're getting greedy, especially before & after.

Shower is easy, taking a dump at the incall is a much more sensitive issue.
Remember to wash your asshole.
Does anyone have detailed instructions on how to do that? Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
See sweet Plassy Man. He specializes in jimmie rods & holes......
PussyHounding's Avatar
why not bring the clothes into the bathroom with you, as if you are getting dressed right after?

i always have a sense of guilt after i bust a nut anyways. I'd rather just blow the load and go.
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See sweet Plassy Man. He specializes in jimmie rods & holes...... Originally Posted by Celso
oh mary ...just the other day ...you were saying how proud you were ...of your gaping ...asshole