When you're out there DFKing an escort...

What do you think the chances are that you're getting snowballed by the last guy who was there


Lexieinhouston's Avatar
Hopefully people schedule enough time between clients to brush & use some mouthwash, lol. Personally, I never do more than one brunch on any given day, so it's a non-issue.


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Prime Time's Avatar
0%. I don't kiss hookers.
oilfieldscum's Avatar
Me thincks it depends on the hooker in question....and maybe the phase of the moon,
Baby that is what Listerine and toothbrushes are for ..lol you can even buy them at the dollar store now..lol
Baby that is what Listerine and toothbrushes are for ..lol you can even buy them at the dollar store now..lol Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
one of the girls I met used listerine after. I prefer to imagine they all do that.
AlexisMoore's Avatar
I brush, use mouthwash, shower, etc between appointments. I stay low volume though. So I have hours between all my appointments.
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
I know a guy who uses Listerine strips prior to daty, kills 99.9% of germs and actually feels quite amazing. You could always pop one in prior to kissing someone or just not do it at all, but honestly you should just pick someone with good reviews, it's not likely someone's hygiene is going to be terrible unless maybe they have a revolving door, or are too drugged up to care. Gotta love my Waterpik too!

Think about the ladies, we have no idea where your hands, mouth, etc. have been prior to your visiting. I've heard of some ladies making people shower and use hand sanitizer prior to proceeding, I can see why this would be a good idea. The people I've met have been well-vouched for by people I trust, so in my experience guys do care about their hygiene as well. I've only had a couple of experiences where I had to throw someone in the shower prior to brunch, one that comes to mind drove a diesel bread truck for a living and always smelled like fuel when he arrived. So, yeah ladies have concerns too and for the most part, I think the majority are on top of their game.


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I always check for the Scope upon entry. Outside of the hats that's the next single important thing before I can officially relax. I hate to be a buzz kill but since the avg. guy produces about 300 million sperm a day it's possible not all of them die off even with the use of Scope. So from a scientific perspective it's likely we are all inadvertent Jizz taste testers.
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0%. I don't kiss hookers. Originally Posted by Prime Time
I think you underestimate what people paid $8/hr at popeyes do to your chicken....
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
So from a scientific perspective it's likely we are all inadvertent Jizz taste testers.
Lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
uh, gross! and to think I agreed with you on another thread! :P (joking, not about the gross part to be clear though. for a guy that is just gross!)

I think you underestimate what people paid $8/hr at popeyes do to your chicken.... Originally Posted by TX_JD
lol too funny and you got that right! I know a guy who worked there. one story that comes to mind (hope he isn't a member lol), one night when the place was closing someone came in late and ordered some nuggets (or whatever they call them there) and of course they were one nugget short and were dreading firing the grease back up since they had just cleaned up when someone (can't remember if it was him) remembers they saw a nugget behind one of the tables on the floor a while back. they look and it was still there and guess where it went? since then I've always been wary of ordering close to a places closing time.
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
I think you underestimate what people paid $8/hr at popeyes do to your chicken.... Originally Posted by TX_JD



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0%. I don't kiss hookers. Originally Posted by Prime Time
Lmao....
SpiceItUp's Avatar
As long as her breath smells fresh I'm comfortable. If it smells like latex and ball sweat that's another matter entirely.

In general though I'd be more concerned with the roughly 3000 types of potentially infectious bacteria found on paper money. 1 in 16 bills have fecal matter and e. coli equal to a toilet seat.

Oh and that elevator button you pressed to go up to her incall? Bacteria levels 40x higher than toilet seats.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/...89510784385696

http://www.infectioncontroltoday.com...let-seats.aspx