Will Pass On This

So the other day I responded to an ad in the "Casual Encounters" section of craigslist and received the following response. For the life of me I can not remember what the ad said, but apparently it was interesting enough that I responded.
I am going to have to give this a big Hell No, but I thought it was funny enough to share and pass along to someone else who may be interested. And no picture was attached from the sender.


" I'll suck it real good and lick your balls to get it rock hard then i'll get on all fours & you stand over my ass and slide it in deep- u can take ur time or pound it out quick.. ur in control.

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(512) 677-5691 - text only- be sure to text me the time u will be here with ur name from your email and ur dick size & time you will be here.. so i can be ready for you."

... but I thought it was funny enough to share and pass along ... Originally Posted by Aniema

I'm missing the joke here - help me and tell me what's so funny.

Or are you just looking to fuck with someone you know for some pussy ass reason?

"...leads to a trail in the woods..." that leads who knows where! You'd have to be outta ur mind.

u posted address of location for meeting a hooktard...

I believe he is sharing the 'joke' of responding to a 'real' CL posting and then receiving a blatant setup for a robbery.

There wasn't anything that could have stood out to remain in the Alerts section, it obviously has to do with sex, and could warrant a good discussion on how stupid someone would have to be to sneak into the woods for a 'real good dick sucking'.

There are some that would take that bait and then wonder how something 'so right' could go so wrong.

Thanks for the heads up.

Is it just me that thinks that its a turn off all together when theres not even a half assed attempt to use spelling and grammar?

Still funny to know that there are people dumb enough to walk into that obvious setup.

I apologize Johnny for not explaining the response I received further. Even though every single other person that read it understood that it was a canned response sent to anyone that would respond in hopes of causing some type of harm or something else that I would rather not think about.
Sometimes I forget that even though someone is capable of using a computer and responding to message boards that they may actually have a very low intellect and require things to literally be spelled out to them.
Oh and thanks for the laugh, I always get a kick out of tough guys like yourself calling others pussy's behind there computer screen. Have a wonderful day and please put some serious thought into "Hooked On Phonics" It may help with your comprehension of words put together to form a sentence.

I apologize Johnny for not explaining the response I received further ... it was a canned response sent to anyone that would respond in hopes of causing some type of harm or something else ... Originally Posted by Aniema

Yeah, I don't need an explanation. I went with the "something else." That you're listing a provider's phone number and address to make mischief for her.
Seen it plenty of times before.

What else is on your mind?

Let's not paint targets on our backs or the backs of others, OK?