Is it weird that I have the urge to be a driver for a provider?

Saint7's Avatar
I dunno why, not like I want to do it every night.. Since I'm a big guy I think I could be helpful, but I think hearing stories from one location to another would be a hoot.

Saint
Yes.
Saint7's Avatar
ouch
offshoredrilling's Avatar
mmmm yes and no

If she tends to change outfits between calls, vehicles higher than yours could get you killed.

But the red light cam pic I have of one buck naked feet on that dash getting ready to put on stockings was worth the 50 bucks. Its was a short yellow but just paid it. Did not want a judge
looking at the pic's. BTW a class action was started over that light and got my cash back. And a nice note from a judge that the nude lady in my car should have her seat belt on.

Then you will have to SFTU on many things. As you will learn things you are not to know as client. Never never never tell her the ROS. And as you may know her side of the story, Never Never Never post in reviews of hers.

Pic one you get along with, as at times you will get in a disagreement. Let her win that.
Keep track of where LE are hitting
and just say NO if she wants you to take her to a call in a sleepy little village after the bars close.

btw: taint no money in it. As any thing you make you tend to ahem, give right back.
Saint7's Avatar
Good info, I can't imagine some of the stories..
offshoredrilling's Avatar
If a gal has watchers that like live porn show. That can be the biggest blast of fun. Also can be the biggest pain in the ass.
bistraight69's Avatar
I have had a few friends that were cab drivers who had providers request them to drive them around. They used to drive girls that lived in town as well traveling girls that did not know there way around town.
Saint7's Avatar
I seriously doubt I would do it full time or even often.. I just figured it would be an experience..
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I seriously doubt I would do it full time or even often.. I just figured it would be an experience.. Originally Posted by Saint7
I know a fun way to test yourself, and get a awesome review out of it if you P4P later.
I offer this free,
yet I hate shopping
but
see if you can get a lady to let you take her when she needs to go to the adult book store when she needs to go shopping for outfits and or toys. Or to any store when she looking for outfits.
The floor show as she tries on each outfit at her incall as you get to put the batteries in the toys is a fun write. And let you know if you can put up with the pain in the ass part.

But But but what could be pain
one, they tend to pick out more than they have cash for.
guess who gets to put stuff back before going to checkout
Saint7's Avatar
P4P?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Pay for play.
or
as ad say.
you are only buying my time and any not any offer of blah blah blah
Saint7's Avatar
Lol.. Right on..
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I have told stories of (with no handles) help her dyeing hair(to help that posted age look true LOL) or shopping in the open making the fun of the pain part. As latter it can be funny as hell.
you could get tour gals ask about in pm if they see that. Screen and do homework before you say yes.

here is a fun story I told, but not about driving or shopping.

bats
she had a guy come over that was a smoker like myself. Few hours latter gets a call from a x-smoker. It was a warm but not hot night so opened the windows with a fan in one. When that guy came over she forgot to close the windows and use the air if needed. As doing something ahem in bed two bats came in one window she forgot to put the screen down on.

I get a strange call. Go over. I find her and the client in the closet afraid of bats. Both nude.
I then put the screen down on the one window and check the other windows. With a small pail and some cardboard I trap the bats and let them out the front door. Then left so they could ahem carry on.

She paid me well a few days latter.
Saint7's Avatar
See.. That's what I'm talking about. That's funny.. Wonder what the closet conversation was like.. And bats are not easy to remove.. I've had to deal with a few in my past.
Audrey Astor's Avatar
Good info, I can't imagine some of the stories.. Originally Posted by Saint7
I personally would not share stories of BCD activities. One thing to consider: commuting an escort to calls, equates to a pimping and pandering ticket which in most states is a felony. This is why I will not drive ladies to calls.

Also, I have heard from sooooo many guys, that they just don't like the idea of someone hanging around waiting or the neighbors seeing a lady dropped off and picked up an hour later. IDK... it seems like there definitely is a need for drivers in some markets.