Creativity from Coffee

I have finished by crossword puzzles for the day and I started thinking about making up new words from people's names. They can be nouns or verbs, or modifiers depending on how they are used.

For example; he prematurely Galted.

He went to take a Galt.

It was like Galt on earth(not heaven).

He had a Galt freeze.

Anyway it is kinda fun and anyone's name can be used I just use Galt as a starter and an example of what can be.

I could have said I got a DD through my ear?

You mothercatnipdipper!

The dancer was so old that when she took off her top the CutOldGuys weren't so cute any more. Does that count?

Law enforcement found a nearly empty bottle of blue pills by his bedside and felt that he COG'd from an erection longer than 4 hours in duration. Those "friends" interviewed after the discovery were saddened saying a COG was never longer than 15 minutes but he always paid for the full hour.

I MYA let that count.

The guy got so excited that he catnipdippered while she was taking off his pants. (Sorry had to be fair and not let COG think I was picking on him...lol)

He Bubbaed on her face.

My wife caught me now I am lacrewed.

Feeling horny he Omahaned in the shower.

He bent her over and gave her the Big Mike.

He was Zoeyed by her beauty.

When he was caught he did a COG and said it wasn't his fault.

The guy heard the door open and quickly grabbed his Top Notch and then KcQuestored the Redwolf out of there before the royamrc could pop a swarmyone in his Mya.

Catdipnipper <<<<<<<<<< living rent-free inside his head. J. Galt

When the Chiefs scored, she bent over and Queened the entire team, encouraging them to score again.

Lol.. these made my day. Mya, you are good! I'd like to have you all to Mya self one of these days..

I almost Galted my pants when I read his post.

Scuse me I have to go DD really bad.

When he read her donation guide he decided it was Cheapertobuyit.

Was it good for you? SiPapi!

He went to the garden and it was all WeedsWeeds

My brain is a wonderful thing!

I had Mexican food last night for dinner. I woke up this morning with horrible pains in my stomach and knew it could only mean one thing. I need to take a huge Obama. I ran in the bathroom and lifted the lid on the Washington D.C. and sat down. I no more than sit down and out comes one huge Obama and a small Rahm Emanuel. Then all of a sudden my Joe Biden starts burning. I‘m thinking I shouldn’t have ate all those Jalapeños. There’s only one thing I can do to take my mind off the burning, and that’s rub one off. So I grab my Harry Reid and start stroking as fast as I can. I shot a huge load of Nancy Pelosi all over the place. So, I tear off a big piece of Obama Health Care Plan and start cleaning up. I cleaned off all the Pelosi, wiped off my Harry Reid and then wiped my Joe Biden. Thank God I had a big roll of Obama Health Care Plan.

JT is the winner I think. Well, I have to take a shower now. My catdipnippers are so funky that I stick to the chair.

I had you guessed as taking a Galt once a week on Saturday nite whether you needed it or not.

You don't even come close to having big catnipdippers from what I have heard you are a subatomickittensandgrain type.

I stood in line to volunteer but I kept getting a Cheney. I got it six times before I was able to shoot my friend in the face while murdering tame birds. I did not care if he had health coverage or not as it is not my responsibility if he sticks his face in my barrel.