**DATY KING OF KILLEEN???**

red headed cougar's Avatar
So it is only fitting that a Queen have a King, Right?

It makes sense that the King be the Best at DATY if the Queen is the Best at BBBJ. I officially as Queen nominate
RKGixxer
Apprentice Kitty Licker
as contestant #1
And OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE HIM AS A MASTER KITTY LICKER! YES I WAS THE FIRST PROVIDER TO OFFER A DISCOUNT FOR HIM TO LICK MINE. HE HAS DEFINITELY MASTERED THE ART OF DATY.
Ladies and gents I would like to get a list of contenders for the Title and Crown for King of DATY. Once I have the names of the participants I will post a poll for
the providers to vote for who should be King. Ladies please comment here if you would like to nominate a gentleman and gents please feel free to volunter for
this contest if you feel you are the best.
As I did for Gixxer I will also offer the same discount to the official contestants that I offered him.
This is going to be soooooo much fun.
AAAAAAANNNNDDDDDD GOOOOOOOO........
FS_ITC's Avatar
I don't think I'm very good at DATY, but the girls I've been with have said I am. I don't know whether they were just being nice or not. Maybe I should enter the contest just to be graded honestly!
Buckskin's Avatar
I know I'm good but only offer LnG's
75 if interested
Buck, I challenge you to a lick off.
I am the force, I am the best, I am your father.
Join me on the muff side.
LNG only guaranteed to make your legs quiver, you gripping my hair and pulling it in ecstacy, you leaving the Coach's court purely satisfied.
Ladies, I am doing LNG review specials for only $1400.00.
Pre book N O W ! ! !
Coachpaul
TemptationTammie's Avatar
I agree that RKGixxer is damn good.
Haven't had enough guys up there to know about the rest, but I think any guy that can get me to squirt from ONLY oral (no fingers) would definitely deserve a discount. Anyone up to that challenge? I'll be up there in mid August, if so.
RKGixxer's Avatar
If you can't stick worth a damn, you have to try and do something right..
red headed cougar's Avatar
OK so far our contestants are RKGixxer, Buckskin and Coachpaul. I'm going to add one more nomination to the list and that person is knottyman. Ladies feel free to nominate someone you think is awesome at DATY. Gentleman please feel free to put your name out there if you feel you are the best at DATY.

XOXOXO
Tonya
Buckskin's Avatar
If I was a dinosaur, I'd be a lickalotopus.
knotty man's Avatar
seems the only way to settle this will be.... thru word of mouth.
If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
I am just saying. I love me some DATY.
Coachpaul
TemptationTammie's Avatar
And who are the lucky ladies that get to be judges??
Knotty, if we do this truly by word of mouth, I choose the word . . . . . . .
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Haven't crossed paths,but coachpaul... Well he definitely knows his way around the hidden valley...
TemptationTammie's Avatar
If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
I am just saying. I love me some DATY.
Coachpaul Originally Posted by coachpaul2007
But I'm sure not as much fun for us 'straight' ladies if you were.
RKGixxer's Avatar
As for me....any lady that wishes to participate...any rules?

And who are the lucky ladies that get to be judges?? Originally Posted by TemptationTammie