Ladies Night and you run into a friends wife and 3 of her hot girl friends, Do you?

It is one am where is your Wife?

At first she tries to pretend it isn't her but that didn't work. So he is home baby sitting she is out with 3 girl friends at the honkey tonk they are dancing and having a good time getting hit on by younger men. They are all hot but too drunk to dance with.

What do you do?

A. Dance with her?
B. Dance with her friends?
C. Buy them drinks to get them drunker?
D. Try to pick up her friends, for a little after party?
E. All the above?

Bonus Questions?

Do you bust her?

Do you black mail her for her hot friends phone number?

or

Just keep it your little secret?

Like reviews on this site just interesting fiction.

The correct answer is E.

Bonus question #1 -Don't bust her unless she tries to go sucking some cock.

Bonus Question #2 - You shouldn't have to blackmail her for her friends phone number. Be a "good friend" and watch the wife you are just "making sure she has a great time without doing anything she would regret later" buy her and her friends a round of shots. Watch for which one is showing the most interest and just buy her and the wife drinks. If hot friend asks for you to buy everyone else a drink then move the hell on she is not interested.

NEVER mention it to your friend as long as the wife didn't cheat. She will forever be grateful and never bitch when you and your buddy go golfing or fishing.

I didn't bust her, but she did tell her hubby she ran into me, I didn't elaborate on details. I didn't buy any drinks. I danced with all of them and none of them were good dancers. Her hottest friend, and she had a body that screamed personal trainer, awesome abbs and her top was about to have a wardrobe malfunction, she might be fun, but she wasn't much fun cause she was too darn drunk! But the real killer was on her phone her screen saver was a picture of herself, got some vanity problems!

Lots of married women out playing these days, I've learned to check the ring fingers.

F. Mind your own business and go about your night.

And for sure not A. Come on Colt don't be a ratchet ! lol

I didn't bust her, but she did tell her hubby she ran into me, I didn't elaborate on details. I didn't buy any drinks. I danced with all of them and none of them were good dancers. Her hottest friend, and she had a body that screamed personal trainer, awesome abbs and her top was about to have a wardrobe malfunction, she might be fun, but she wasn't much fun cause she was too darn drunk! But the real killer was on her phone her screen saver was a picture of herself, got some vanity problems!

Lots of married women out playing these days, I've learned to check the ring fingers. Originally Posted by colt

well lemme change my fucking phone wallpaper lol

well lemme change my fucking phone wallpaper lol Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Damn, and I had such a crush on you, that salty sense of humor is such a turn on, now you got self worship issues?
You know I didn't notice if she had real teeth or not, but her tits were fake, looked like Dr Lxxson, he does the best, and those flat abbs may have had a little lipo! The hair was dyed, probably blue contacts, lots of make up the lights were low, she was all fake but WTF I was only pretending to like her!

F. Mind your own business and go about your night.

And for sure not A. Come on Colt don't be a ratchet ! lol Originally Posted by Novatx

Ratchet?
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong. -BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper . -rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists -has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice -wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing -repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak -have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them -are commonly overweight and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)


LOL Yea, that's me, got to stop wearing those flashy Black Cherries.

Ratchet?
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong. -BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper . -rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists -has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice -wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing -repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak -have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them -are commonly overweight and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)


LOL Yea, that's me, got to stop wearing those flashy Black Cherries. Originally Posted by colt

Effin wonderful lol.

Dayummm! lol I didn't even know that word had a real definition !

Damn, and I had such a crush on you, that salty sense of humor is such a turn on, now you got self worship issues?
You know I didn't notice if she had real teeth or not, but her tits were fake, looked like Dr Lxxson, he does the best, and those flat abbs may have had a little lipo! The hair was dyed, probably blue contacts, lots of make up the lights were low, she was all fake but WTF I was only pretending to like her! Originally Posted by colt

YOLO!

YOLO! Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Thanks for trying but the spell isn't broken, I still suffering from that crush!

Tonight guess what it is Ladies night so my best dress black bamboo hat, Larry Mahan's black cherries, Lariat Jeans that show off my best assets. YOLO baby!

Sounds like she beat you to the punch by telling him first. As fir the other stuff you might want to ask yourself how good of a friend is he? And do you trust him. I personally would keep my mouth shut and mind your own business. I once saw my boys chick with another guy and I told him and he flipped out on me. She then told him he was not allowed to be my friend any more. But about a year later she gave him something that comes and goes. Oh well

Good job google ! Have fun where you gon be at?

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