More and more providers are expanding their menus to include "Greek" activities and charging a "maintenance fee" with the service.
I have never done greek and still have my BV card. So my question is, is it really all that??
Sure the increase in surface area contact stimulation would be a pro, but what about all the cons?
I imagine I would be that over eager miner sixty niner grabbing the girls hips and trying to tap out her backside and go balls deep. Writing my name in cum on the insides of her ass cheek..."Cy was here 7-23-14...!!!"
I always remember that line from The Lord of the Rings concerning the Dwarves, "The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. "You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm:"
What if I delved to greedily and went to deep? What would I awaken in her darkness??
I remember all to well the high school stories of Charlie and the Chocolate highway and how the the pipes became clogged with extreme back pressure and eventaully erupted all over Agustus Glump.
What about hemorrhoids? Should I be concerned or treat them as speed bumps along the Hershey highway?
Also, what about butt hairs? Ignore them or pluck them?
What if the provider has no lubrication? Do spit or dry fuck?
If I dry fuck should I worry about an extreme Indian burn from chaffing (frictional forces)? If I spiit while chewing gum and it falls into the opening who is going to retrieve it?
So much to think about. I worry about my health and hers. Will the blunt force truama affect her bowel movements in the near future. Is it beneficial for constapation?
Who knows? I don't. Do I really want to?
Any info would be helpful from both ends.
