question for the hobbyists...ladies feel free to chime in, too

So the other day during an afternoon appointment, I kept hearing the ice cream guys circle around my parking lot. The gentleman made a joke about wanting a dreamcicle and I was all "I WILL TOTALLY GET DRESSED AND GET YOU ONE!" but he was all "it was a metaphor about oral favors" etc. etc. But it got me thinking:

If you heard an ice cream truck during a session and the provider offered to go get you some, would you expect her to take a $20 off the donation stack on the counter or would you go to your wallet and give her an extra $5? Ladies, is a drumstick an acceptable tip or would it just upset your tummy for your next appointment? Do you tip the ice-cream man? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

The rule I have always worked with "you fly I buy" That being said, a drumstick is not an acceptable tip because you fly in exchange for ice-cream is deal/set/match. Then again, I wouldn't stop a session for some scream :P

Tip the ice cream man and keep the change .

ETA: no dairy in the snatch.

Alot of guys don't carry extra money into the session. You probably would need to go pay for the ice cream.

If the guy doesn't know you, he might think you are a clock watcher and just trying to get away from the physical contact with him. He also, might not have time to spend eating ice cream, even if he understands you are generous with your time.

The big reason I think he didn't want the ice cream, is he wanted something much more personal from you, than ice cream.

Uh..Jen... you did say Dreamcicle and not Creamcicle... right?

To your point I would not interupt the action for any food/snack. Although I have retained an ice cube in foreplay once.

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Think you know my answer Jenn!

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Think you know my answer Jenn! Originally Posted by cckid2006

You get the ice cream this round, I'll bring the wine next round.

Nickel & dime us to death....

Sure NOW its just a dreamsickle or a fudgicle...next time its a banana split...before you know it, you are expecting full damn happy meals...

When will the pricing escalation end I ask??!?!?

What if I installed a condom machine in my bathroom and stuffed quarters up my ass?

jk no butt stuff

I would hope that I was perfectly happy with the dining I was already doing, and not need to eat anything else, but if she wanted something, I'd go get it for her, using my wallet.
Regardless of the circumstance, a gentleman doesn't make a lady go buy her own ice cream.

I would insist on a KLONDIKE BAR...lol

What if I wanted a Dr. Pepper when you were sitting at Valero awaiting directions?

What if I installed a condom machine in my bathroom and stuffed quarters up my ass?

jk no butt stuff Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Yah, not into the out door either...

Butt....

There are some other money making opportunities you girls are missing out on...this can be marketed during the intitial discussions or as last second ad ons.

• Wanna clean up afterwards? "Metered Showers" just swipe your credit card to turn the hot water on...(cold water is free)...$5 per minute
• Don't have time to shower? Wet wipes $2 each
• Want music during our visit? Plug the jukebox...$3 per song
• Dial-a-Moan...IOP not good enough? Dial up your level of fake passion.

What's your consultation fee? If it's over $180/hr, I'm gonna piss and moan...well, pissin' is extra.

They dont even make pudding pops anymore so who gives a flying fuck -_-

Fucking frozen treat bastards