A new Wal-Mart greeter just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was a few minutes late but, because he was a good worker, rather than fire him outright, the boss called him for a talk.
"Dick, I like your work ethic, and you're a smart guy, but your tardiness is becoming habitual."
"Yeah, I know, boss. I'm working on it," said Dick.
"That's good. I hope you succeed. But I must admit: I'm surprised. You're retired from the military. What did they say when you came in late?"
"They said, 'Good morning, General'!"
