The Pedometer For Your Penis....

Hottassamelia's Avatar
Introducing the new Sextfit... haha
It's a new cock ring that apparently not only helps you achieve a better erection,but also measures the Really important things about your intimate experience..,ya know, like how many calories you burned and your thrusts per minute...cool stuff like that...
And I mean, come on, its got LED.


They need to make a female version...
Apparently they are going to put some kind of "Kegal game controller out..... ( where the ladies will have to "squeeze their kegals to jump or something)
I can just imagine the gaming crowd then..hehe..
It Sounds interesting, but totally off topic...

Anywho, Sexfit records all of this info and sends it to your App on your smart phone..( Yes, there's an app for that)ha..
AND it gives you tips on how to better your performance.
You can even share your results on your favorite social media site....
or, on your reviews..Oh jeez, I can see it now...right under "Activities"...
Out of control. ha



TFF........
Can you imagine getting messaged just because of your statistics?
"Hey baby...I like your thrust count....wanna hook up?? "



.......I'm just curious, don't judge me....
I was wondering when someone would think of this. It's a good idea because we do burn tons of energy during playtime. I wonder how it compensates for different positions. I'm sure Wheelbarrow is more difficult than CG for men.
Would never fit me. I'd have to count the old fashioned way but then I'd be too distracted. :P
Oh my! Too funny!
Samcro84's Avatar
I always thought a cock ring would get in the way. Like when you trying to get it deep, some of us may not have a 1/2" to spare.
Keyzer Soze's Avatar
OK so who has used a cock ring,did you like it, what about you ladies,care to share your thoughts?
Desperado's Avatar
Sweet! LED's so I can see in the dark!!
If it's meant to be on a cock, how can it be a pedometer? Unless it is meant to measure how many times someone applies a foot to a groin. Wouldn't it be called a thrust counter?
no glove no love's Avatar
^^^^^ Hi Bailey isn't call of duty your favorite game?
^^^^^^^