What have I missed?

Anything?

You missed out once again Marcus!! Where ya' been??

Lol. ok, nothing serious...

New girl started... Met up with her, had a great time...

You?

Dr's knife. Still here so I have that going for me.

Dr's knife. Still here so I have that going for me. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Getting a penis implant?

Breast implant?

Welcome back, Marcus! Can we see the scar??

Welcome back! I hope all parts are still in working order!

About time you got that hump on your back removed. lol Welcome back.

Welcome back. Hope things improve.

Lessee....last Friday was free session day. All the ladies were giving away free half hour sessions. Too bad you missed that. Next one is scheduled for August of 2024.

Welcome back! I hope you heal well. You didn't miss much at all.

Getting a penis implant? Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

I heard it was penis reduction to get it above knee level.
Welcome back.

All is ok so far. I just need providers that don't mind doing the heavy lifting during our time together for awhile. lol.

http://omaha.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-24-24/5579167

She wouldn't be that heavy....

Anything? Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Ozark Moonshine at a lake.
Hoping they didn't tweak your liver. That would be significant.

"Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die." - Imhotep

“Which is recorded of Socrates, that he was able both to abstain from, and to enjoy, those things which many are too weak to abstain from, and cannot enjoy without excess. But to be strong enough both to bear the one and to be sober in the other is the mark of a man who has a perfect and invincible soul.” - A certain author, from his work "Meditations"

Okay, I'll tell you guys what really happened. Marcus and I met up and we got all steamed up and I was using one of my toys and I got a little too carried away and oops I let go it slid up... I think you can figure out the rest...
Next one I'm getting is Crypkeepers homophobic back side, I don't think I will have to worry about it going to far being a virgin and all, but give me time and I will need to tie a string to it!