How many did you burn today ?? :)

Quick,someone tell me what a Italian chandelier is!!

So I'm good today...

Putting on a condom while limp - 315
Faking blowing a nut on her boobs (yeah, that takes some serious sly of hand, spit, and misdirection) - 315
Explaining why I got out of bed immediately - 816

In retrospect... I should just have skipped the calorie burning scenario (and spit) and let Amelia do the work.

Italian chandelier
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Nice! I haven't burned any in the past four or five days.. hopefully this hump day will bring me some freakiness

Italian chandelier
. Originally Posted by nushi

That's it??? no.....that is too many calories burned for just that....
Can't be.
unless someone wants to prove different.....

Not enough ....Think I need to go back for thirds today....

Nice! I haven't burned any in the past four or five days.. hopefully this hump day will bring me some freakiness Originally Posted by Tracy Aine

i second this.

So I'm good today...

Putting on a condom while limp - 315
Faking blowing a nut on her boobs (yeah, that takes some serious sly of hand, spit, and misdirection) - 315
Explaining why I got out of bed immediately - 816

In retrospect... I should just have skipped the calorie burning scenario (and spit) and let Amelia do the work. Originally Posted by Simon Riley

WoopWoop!! Party's over here!!

I burned a bunch yesterday. Think I should have gone to Tracy's could have helped her burn a few.

Oh wait I am under Amelia, now I bet we could burn a few calories. Now if Chuck would get out of the way I could be under three girls. WOW

Now I could offer a service for weight loss. Listen this is a great idea!!

What if I had a woman knock on the door screaming out the guys name and scare the shit out of the guy (that is equal to 3,521 calories), you girls could charge them more for helping them loose weight.

BTW the way what is an Italian Chandelier?

Oh well I tried.

Researcher team must have had a blast calculating sexually burned off calories

Looks like we burned at least 2052 calories the other day!! WhooHooo!

Looks like we burned at least 2052 calories the other day!! WhooHooo! Originally Posted by Maxx

Mmmm, yes sir we did!! I'm ready for Round 2 !!

Positions....how long does one have to fuck in each of those positions....8-10 minutes....45 minutes....I want to know. If its just a few minutes then I burned 1382....but I soooooooo want to burn 2916 getting that second boner at my age....maybe one day...

I keep losing count...someone keep distracting me lol!!

I thought this thread was gonna be about stds lol.