You know, I don't believe we've ever had the topic of having sex by the bonfire
Ladies, think of the money you can save. Instead of a hotel incall, you set up a tent in the wilderness, and supply a couple of clean sheets and sleeping bag on which you do the deed.
At night, you have the pleasure of backwoods cooking, eating smores and singing kumbaya as you prance around the fire. Yea, you know you've always wanted to
Disclaimer: Any relation to other Bonn threads are purely coincidental