Applesauce is soooooo good!! Yummy!

Shid... If his apple's... Can Make sauce... And it taste like apple sauce... Oh shit now.... That mofo will be in trouble... They always said... A apple a day keep the cavities away! Ctfu! I just came up with that but I am so serious... Who's gonna help me innovate that into the sex industry someway? Good evening folks! Haha

I don't think I understand what this means??

I don't think I understand what this means?? Originally Posted by HeyMikeyHeLikesIt

Start drinking... then you'll either understand it or end up posting something exactly like it.

Put your pecker in some applesauce and see what happens.

I'll volunteer to be a test subject. I'll eat apples all day and have the "taste testers" rate the flavor til we get it right. I love science lol.

Zeejoe always seems to get it! Lol hahaha and yes fellas... I might need some test men lol (just kidding) to test my hypothesis... I'm certainly thinking of maybe getting involved with new lubrication flavors for the people.... Like chicken, grape Kool aid, apple sauce, watermelon, banana Laffy taffy and green eggs and ham!

I will need a signed release tho... Stating I am not responsible if ur penis turns the color of the flavor or if... Ur penis sudden attracts women or men :/
Like a pack of raw meat in a cave of wolf's lol!!

I would now like to un-volunteer. Don't wanna hafta sign my pee pee away. Let me know if you need a note taker and I'm there!

Awww man... Are u chicken? Get it!? Lol!

Okay...I'll sign up to be a test dummy, but only if you promise to conduct a very thorough taste test!!

Don't forget bacon flavored!

YASSSSSSS

Bacon flavored lube just doesn't sound appealing to me...

I like grapes,
Red, white, and grape.
Here is a new thought, what do the providers think.
If there really into taste, or a drink (wine)

I tried the bacon, but it hurt like hell when the tooth pick was run through it.