Anyone as excited as I am that football is back 
Well I've got a long holiday weekend 3...yes 3!!!... fantasy football drafts starting Saturday, then Sunday and the last one is on Wednesday. You fantasy players know this is pretty time consuming but I've been hard at work in the draft room and well...ya know what I still have no freckin idea who I'm taking (I'm a nervous wreck, big money on the line...lol) Do I go RB first (who?) or do I go QB...Is Jimmy Graham going to be the best TE this year or will he let the money go to his head and affect his play. I'm not even ready to start on WR, whose hot whose not...to many options 
Now I know ya'll (especially my ladies) probably thinking this chick is nuts, well listen here life is a game, football is serious! LOL...Who Dat Nation is serious and we coming for that trophy!!!!12 things that sound dirty in football:
- “Sometimes he tries to squeeze it into too tight a spot”
- “Just shove it right in that seam”
- “It’s all about the penetration”
- “That’s the second time he’s gone all the way tonight”
- “Sometimes you just have to pound it in there”
- “You have to fight for every inch”
- “Desperately looking to score”
- “The way they squeeze the tight end in there”
- “He’s going deep… and it popped right out”
- “He thought he got it off, but it came right back in his face”
- “He sees the hole and gets right up in there”
- ““When there’s a pile of 10 or 11 guys sweaty you just don’t want to be on bottom”
