Lately, I've realized that dental hygiene is equally if not more important than genital hygiene: My activities BCD -- and, consequently, my initial impressions of providers -- usually begin with a long, lingering kiss.
This conclusion is reinforced by the contrast between a recent horror-story review that I just read; and my own pleasant experience with two ladies of whom I stated, in the "Physical Description" section of my latest review:
...Both have beautiful smiles. Originally Posted by Bush PilotI was referring to their gleaming, perfectly aligned teeth; I regret that I omitted mentioning how pleasant their mouths tasted when kissed.
A swig of mouthwash before a session, while important, is by no means sufficient, as I learned from personal experience. A few years ago, I finally visited a dentist after a long hiatus; and I complained that no matter how frequently I used mouthwash, gum, and mints between brushings, I could not get rid of a lingering and persistent foul taste in my mouth.
As I soon learned, I had the onset of peritonitis.
Timely treatment solved the problem. Since then, I see the dentist every six months and diligently practice daily dental care.
Ladies, if I may be so bold: Consider your dental care as much a business investment as your lingerie, costumes, MM boobs, and Brazilian waxes.
Gentlemen, I'm addressing you as well. Let's take care of ourselves so we all can enjoy ourselves.
Henceforth, I plan to cover dental as well as vaginal hygiene in the "Physical Description" of my reviews.