Dallas, you should issue those to every new client. It would be a great inside joke that almost no one would understand. And if I saw a guy walking down the street in one it would be awesome.
It is fortunate her name is not Jazzy Bitch. The T-shirt place thought I was referring to the city. I have a picture of us in the shirts but my dick was in the picture. This all started because some one wrote a review saying they survived Dallas.