Gifts to the wonderful ladies

I was wondering what kind of small gifts are given/received if any? If so for the ladies, do you remember him better if he does get you something?

I was wondering what kind of small gifts are given/received if any? If so for the ladies, do you remember him better if he does get you something? Originally Posted by movin on

Absolutely,

ToYz Top 10 Gifts For Hoogars

10). Flowers Every Hoogar has a dead granma or one about to die. Flowers R perfect



9). Support Bras: Every Hoogar dreads the day when they are no longer perky



8). More White Knights: No Hoogar ever has enough of them



7). Longer Tongue: Hoogars use their tongue a lot, longer the better



6). Full Rates: Hoogars would rather get posted rates-who can blame them?



5). Tampons: Hoogars are women, these always are appreciated



4). Get-out-of-jail-free-card: Unfortunately, it happens



3). Massengill Douche Kit: For that "fresh as petunias" smell 24/7



2. A Benevolent & Kind Pimp: Nothing fucks up a Hoggars day like a pimp slap



1). And the #1 thing a Hoggar wants: A good Bologna & Velveeta Sammich



BONUS Hoogar Presents:


To Have a Long Hoogar Career



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Great way to hijack a thread. Don't know if the OP will get the answers he asked about, but I am ROFLMAO.

Great Post. +1

All kinds of gifts are exchanged, thankfully most of them your Dr. can help you take care of.

I don't think a gift will help be remembered as much as just being memorable will.

From personal experience I know Nikki White will remember me for as long as there is a fruit roll-up in her grilled cheese!

Toys! my lord that must have taken days and days of effort to plan and execute, then the energy to bend time so it appears like you posted it 30 minutes later.

All kinds of gifts are exchanged, thankfully most of them your Dr. can help you take care of.

I don't think a gift will help be remembered as much as just being memorable will.

From personal experience I know Nikki White will remember me for as long as there is a fruit roll-up in her grilled cheese!

Toys! my lord that must have taken days and days of effort to plan and execute, then the energy to bend time so it appears like you posted it 30 minutes later. Originally Posted by Bob McV

Days for some young Jedi...mere minutes for others...

Type/copy/paste...is the easy part... The CREATIVE is where most struggle.

There endeth the lesson.

Them puppies done gone to the dogs!

I swear, I will stitch mine to my chin before I look like that. Boy, I bet granny had an amazing rack when the pups were young and perky.

I like flowers, plants, toys, Irish booze, jewelry, lingerie, anything Celtic, or something to be enjoyed by my pack of wild chihuahuas, and so on, but I've noticed most providers these days prefer gift cards. Not as personal, but more practical. Anybody that does anything different from the norm in any situation gets remembered. You've broken a pattern, so that is exceptional. Some of my favorite gifts from fond fellows who will forever live in my mammary, er, um, memory:

14K necklace a gent had specially made that says, "Damn, I'm good."

A throw rug that states, "Chihuahuas are God's way of telling us he loves us."

A dildo from Ireland in the shape of a leprechaun.

A case of drink glasses bearing a shamrock and my Fancy name in green. Still pour Jameson into them for my guests at my incall.

A green balloon bouquet with a shiny mylar shamrock in the middle.

Box of kulkul cream, made from the kukui nut, shipped from Hawaii. Love the stuff. Keeps my skin pale, soft, and supple.

Chimes for my patio made from wood and stone carved in Ireland.

Irish breakfast tea and a jar of local honey.

Chihuahua pottery from Mexico.

Sterling silver bangle bracelet with Celtic symbols.

Jameson, although if I drink too much of that I may not recall who gave it to me.

Venus flytrap with faerie wings sticking out of the plant's "mouth."

Gift certificate to Cacique instead of the usual Victoria's Secret. Ain't nothing at VS that an Irish Amazon can wear. Cacique caters to women, not girls.

Substantial piece of petrified wood from the Southern Californian desert. Reminds me of where I grew up. Sits in my garden now.

Leprechaun, shamrock, and shillelagh dangle earrings for St. Paddy's.

Stone plaque with an Irish blessing, now resting on my fireplace hearth.

Green condoms that glow in the dark.

Emerald belly button stud. Had it made into an ear cuff.

Black pearls. Yes, he gave me another pearl necklace later.

French perfume. He took me to the factory direct, in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower.

Christmas ornaments shaped like high heels.

Full-size white chocolate shoe for Valentine's.

Pocket Dragons. (They look like green chihuahuas with wings.)

When I'm really old and my boobs are draggin', I can look at my stuff and smile. Hopefully that smile will be because of my happy remembrances, not because I just passed gas.

Some gifts I've given...old timers will remember the elaborate gift bags I used to (and in special cases STILL do) for my ATFs

*Pair of diamond earrings
*diamond "infinity" necklace
*tickets to ACL
*tickets to FRS festival in Houston
*tickets to fun/fun/fun festival here
*R/T flight &,hotel to.Miami for spring break
*bottle of patron and vintage pinot noir
*more gourmet meals (cooked by me), than I can count
*most recent was a gift bag full off Victoria's secret, bed bath and beyond and Yankee candle

The myth of me being cheap is largely false when it comes to my ATFs...

The best gift is a return visit...

other small things
A bottle of wine
a card
movie passes
When gents do something small like that they do stand out more esp when I am asked for a ref

Toyz, your CBC membership has just been revoked. You're on probation till further notice.

I've seen gifts left behind by other hobbyists.....flowers, wine, chocolate. Thank you for bringing those for the provider, so the ladies could share them with me

Toyz, your CBC membership has just been revoked. You're on probation till further notice.

I've seen gifts left behind by other hobbyists.....flowers, wine, chocolate. Thank you for bringing those for the provider, so the ladies could share them with me Originally Posted by Beagle

Beagle in my defense, with the exception of the newest ATF in the stable..... These were ATFs that I've seen multiple times in and out of the hobby. They earned their wings.

Toyz love your humor.
OP gifts are nice but like VictoriaLyn says, the best gift is a return visit.

One of my favorites cause Im a simple girl was a dozen farm fresh eggs from his free range chickens and home grown honey. So thoughtful. What I don't like is booze, I don't drink.

One of my favorites cause Im a simple girl was a dozen farm fresh eggs from his free range chickens and home grown honey. So thoughtful. What I don't like is booze, I don't drink. Originally Posted by sue_nami

Gentlemen do need to do a wee bit of research so they won't bring booze to someone who doesn't imbibe... or strawberries to a lady who is allergic. (That would be ME, btw.)

Sue's gift reminded me of a kind fellow who brought me a delicious rack of ribs from his cook-off. He won first place. We did things with the BBQ sauce. I enjoyed both of his trophies.

Iv gotten little things like flowers, tips, victoria secret undies with a $50 gift card. Cards in general I have a stack of and I keep them all, coffee place gift card (a++++) braclet, bottle of wine, 100 gift card to longhorn resturant. And I have gotten a dozen farm fresh eggs too lol, there is others but those are a few.

***Makes mental note, buy some eggs to give as presents***

Here baby, I brought you a zucchini an egg & a rice cake...