It's time for a little game of Marry, Fuck, Kill

Okay, ladies and gents, if you could pick three famous people to marry, fuck and kill (hypothetically speaking, of course), who would you choose?

Here's mine:

Marry = Tom Hanks
Fuck = Apollo Ohno (although a gf of mine pointed out that I probably shouldn't choose a SPEED skater as my fuck choice!)
Kill = Rush Limbaugh

Your turn. GO!

Marry-Katy perry
Fuck- Taylor Swift
Kill- Justin Bieber (hypothetical)

Marry--Tie between Robert Duvall and Kid Rock!!!

Fuck--every member of ACDC while Big Balls & Hells Bells are playing!!!

Kill--Justin Beiber!!!!!! Uggghhhhhh!!!!

Y'all are playing it wrong! You're supposed to be given three names, usually with a unifying theme (ex: current news figures, politicians, music stars, etc.). For example, I give our gentlemen three names: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga. Then the same gentlemen pick one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill.

Y'all are playing it wrong! You're supposed to be given three names, usually with a unifying theme (ex: current news figures, politicians, music stars, etc.). For example, I give our gentlemen three names: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga. Then the same gentlemen pick one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill. Originally Posted by The Sixth Beatle

kim kardashinas
kristen bell


I'd marry kristen, fuck then kill, Kim....


I don't understand why anyone buys anything of hers, or watches her show?
does anyone get it?

Marry...Prince William
Fuck...George Clooney and all of you gents on eccie hehe
Kill....Lech Wałęsa

Marry - I honestly can't think of a single celebrity I would marry LOL

Fuck - that guy from the Old Spice commercials. Seriously.

Kill - Dennis Rodman

Marry = Betty White (She's hilarious, rich and 92 years old)

Fuck = Kaley Cuoco

Kill = Justin Bieber

Marry = my wife

Fuck = sister in law

Kill = mother in law

Kill....Lech Wałęsa Originally Posted by SexyKaylen

I am curious. Why?

Y'all are playing it wrong! You're supposed to be given three names, usually with a unifying theme (ex: current news figures, politicians, music stars, etc.). For example, I give our gentlemen three names: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga. Then the same gentlemen pick one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill. Originally Posted by The Sixth Beatle

Okay, 6th Beatle, let's try again!

Who would you marry/fuck/kill between Tom Hanks, Apollo Ohno and Rush Limbaugh?

Marry = Jennifer Aniston

Fuck = Jennifer Aniston

Kill = Justin Theroux (her fiance')

Marry----------not sure
Fuck-----------Katy Perry
Kill--------------The black robed ass hole beheading the reporters.

Kill--------------The black robed ass hole beheading the reporters. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

no, killing is too nice

slow torture works better
than burn him at the stake

Marry - Sandra Bullock - Just WOW.
Fuck - Maria Sharapova for at least 6 hours, Game! Set! Match!!!!!!
Kill - Anyone affiliated with ISIS or ISIL Pussies.