Horny and broke

That's not a good combination. Was on the highway going south and starting wishing I had a bag of money and I would call up a few of my favorites and some new ones and we'd party all night. You guys ever wish the same?

I'm not complaining about the prices. I think they are fine, I just don't have that discretionary account. Know what I mean?

One day ladies. Soon as I hit the mother load be ready!! My dream babes are Kayla Blue, Sasha xoxo, Eryn, Taylor xo if she can be found, Talia and LaylLand together, Taylor Love and Purty Baby!!

Have a great weekend all!!
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  • 09-05-2014, 05:57 PM
That's not a good combination. Was on the highway going south and starting wishing I had a bag of money and I would call up a few of my favorites and some new ones and we'd party all night. You guys ever wish the same?

I'm not complaining about the prices. I think they are fine, I just don't have that discretionary account. Know what I mean?

One day ladies. Soon as I hit the mother load be ready!! My dream babes are Kayla Blue, Sasha xoxo, Eryn, Taylor xo if she can be found, Talia and LaylLand together, Taylor Love and Purty Baby!!

Have a great weekend all!! Originally Posted by Easttxrancher
Funny you mention that...I found a big bag of money today with this picture on it...



I figured "Hell he has enough already" so I'm blowing it on a fivesome with Eryn, Sasha, Taylor & Kayla tonight...want pix?
You bet, Toyz!! Send them my love!!
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Ouch! So cruel Toyz.
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Soon as I hit the mother load be ready!! My dream babes are Kayla Blue, Sasha xoxo, Eryn, Taylor xo if she can be found, Talia and LaylLand together, Taylor Love and Purty Baby!! Originally Posted by Easttxrancher
I certainly can't fault your taste

My advice, for what little it's worth, is to rub one out and focus the beam on bringing home the bacon. It may take time (it took me a decade to edumacate myself to earnings sufficient to book who I like and never worry), but a disciplined mind and a motivated libido equals an engine of wealth creation. Just remember that there's no such thing as easy money, but there's plenty to be made if you're willing to put in the time and sweat and don't make dumb mistakes borne from wishful thinking.

Good luck!
Starting the savings today, Centaur! Can you still get money for soda bottles?
I know there's a get rich quick scheme out there for me somewhere.

You're absolutely correct, though!

Thank you
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I may resemble those remarks!

For those who have not seen this "work of art"...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=946826

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The OP could make extra money for the ladies by becoming a male prostitute servicing the Austin ladies and gentlemen. AND/OR performing a gay webcam show.
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The OP could make extra money for the ladies by becoming a male prostitute servicing the Austin ladies and gentlemen. AND/OR performing a gay webcam show. Originally Posted by pyramider

he goes Gay for Pay?
Uhmmm... Toyz... I know Ive been too busy sucking to type too much buttt... Were u planning to tell me about this fiesta or was this an early bday present??
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  • 09-06-2014, 02:13 PM
Uhmmm... Toyz... I know Ive been too busy sucking to type too much buttt... Were u planning to tell me about this fiesta or was this an early bday present?? Originally Posted by Eryn
You didn't get the text?!?!?

Damn cell phone must have died on the way to grandma's funeral after my OC was flooded and my baby Momma was screaming at our kid that has no arms, k
Legs or head and needs an operation by a specialist in Iowa...(whew...)

Sorry that you missed it...EFN was called as a last minute replacement but...(((everyone say it together))). "SHE NCNS"!
OMG so sorry that happened to you *hon*... I know what u are going through... My grandmother died 4 times this year... It's awful.
Soooo let me get this straight... I missed the text but u managed to charge your phone limb enough to call in EFN as a backup?!
Long
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  • 09-06-2014, 03:27 PM
OMG so sorry that happened to you *hon*... I know what u are going through... My grandmother died 4 times this year... It's awful.
Soooo let me get this straight... I missed the text but u managed to charge your phone limb enough to call in EFN as a backup?! Originally Posted by Eryn

Uh.....yah....{what can I say, sometimes I'm a horses ass}...

Oooooooh so now you got in a car accident too???? My god, just call it a day.. Your grandma dies and you wreck your car,.. Id sleep it off if I were you...