Act Soon

I am retiring soon (-ish, in 1 to 50 years).

Ladies, this may be your last chance to offer me steep discounts and freebies.

Act soon!

My menu, wallet, and time are limited.

I am retiring soon (-ish, in 1 to 50 years).

Ladies, this may be your last chance to offer me steep discounts and freebies.

Act soon!

My menu, wallet, and time are limited.

Originally Posted by emptywallet

OMG! I read this and could not stop laughing!!!

Thank you for making my morning

SMH

LOL Emptywallet

FUCK!! Why didn't I think of that.

Me too! I traded in my old Harley for a new one and my new payment is an hour appointment and a Moco BNG higher than before. That's a lot less play time each month. I need to find a provider that would like to trade rides!

LOL ! That's a good one empty wallet !!!!

I'm in town and would love to help you go out with a bang I don't do freebies though!