prayers

In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you: " Dear Lord: The last four to five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; my favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer - Whitney Houston, my favorite author -Tom Clancy, and now my favorite comedian-Robin Williams, I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are - Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. Amen"

Did she put a dollar in the slot and light a candle? That really helps.

I think he took Nancy Pelosi a few years ago...

why else would she be walking around wearing embalming fluid?

Yo heads up! Bitches be using formaldehyde to straighten they hair, bro! Hot bitches with long soft hair an shit, too. And that Pelosi bitch, she gots some titties on her. I'd double bag it an fuck 'em. Maybe that embalming fluid straighten my short curlies! Bring on the formaldehyde, say goodye to frizzies and fros!

hopefully she will soon put mitt romney and bill o'reilly and wolf blitzer and and that smarmy wanker shawn hannity or any fuckwad from fox news. on the list.