what's the deal with a penis ?

normalguy21's Avatar
Was just wondering. Could be just me. But sometimes It seems I could of left my penis at home (I think he is mad at me ) and the provider would be just as happy. I have a reg I see (thank god she doesn't feel this way) that I can't wait to see every week because she and I click. Which I guess means she likes to do the horizontal mombo as much as me. But I find (I know its work) some others that think touching my penis is like asking someone to climb K2 ,s summit with out a shurpha. Any thoughts. ? And sorry I spelled wrong I'm on a 1999 blackberry
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Any thoughts. ? Originally Posted by slickahhughs
Sure I have some thoughts although Im not sure you wanna hear them. Granted there are some provider/client relationships out there that transcend the norm, however I would not make the mistake and assume that that grants you privilege or let it inflate your self worth. I dont know who your regular is and you two very well may be friends but Id bet that if you were to ask for a line of credit because your a little short, it aint gonna happen regardless of how much she may enjoy your company because at the end of the day you are paying her for a service and hopefully she is making you feel like a fucking king when its going down. Most providers I know (most not all) would be just as content talking with you(clients) for an hour, in fact probably prefer it, then have anything to do with your cock.

I have several well known providers that I consider friends who I know also consider me a friend but the day I call one of them up to fuck without having the necessary cash on hand...well we'll see just how deep that friendship runs. Are there exceptions, sure, but those are rarer then a one armed paper boy.

With all that said...who really gives a fuck. If you enjoy her company and she seemingly enjoys yours, thats 3/4 of the battle. Just stay away from the backpage bitches and heed the words of a provider friend of mine. A smart phone and fake pictures does not a hooker make.
normalguy21's Avatar
Sure I have some thoughts although Im not sure you wanna hear them. Granted there are some provider/client relationships out there that transcend the norm, however I would not make the mistake and assume that that grants you privilege or let it inflate your self worth. I dont know who your regular is and you two very well may be friends but Id bet that if you were to ask for a line of credit because your a little short, it aint gonna happen regardless of how much she may enjoy your company because at the end of the day you are paying her for a service and hopefully she is making you feel like a fucking king when its going down. Most providers I know (most not all) would be just as content talking with you(clients) for an hour, in fact probably prefer it, then have anything to do with your cock.

I have several well known providers that I consider friends who I know also consider me a friend but the day I call one of them up to fuck without having the necessary cash on hand...well we'll see just how deep that friendship runs. Are there exceptions, sure, but those are rarer then a one armed paper boy.

With all that said...who really gives a fuck. If you enjoy her company and she seemingly enjoys yours, thats 3/4 of the battle. Just stay away from the backpage bitches and heed the words of a provider friend of mine. A smart phone and fake pictures does not a hooker make. Originally Posted by livn2do
. Well written. Sometimes it eludes me the lessons learned. Your exactly right. I guess It would be safe to say I like to role play. Me the happy custumer and the other party the satisfied vender. Truth fully I usualy only find myself writting shit like this when I'm mad at myself I think but what the fuck I'm just me. Thanks for replying
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livn is a wise and good man
I love penises Lol I will touch it and play with it, you don't even have to ask me