Outcall To My Boat? A Question for Providers

Muffrider's Avatar
I love boating and swimming. I've always had this fantasy of having a provider meet me in the evening during a full moon for a moonlight swim (and other activities, of course).

Question to the providers: Would you be completely weirded out if a hobbyist requested an outcall to his boat for a moonlight swim?
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Hmmm . . . I thought it was the hobbyist's job to entertain the man in the boat.
grayturner's Avatar
If not a boat, how about a motor home?
Andrea Davis's Avatar
I personally have done this before. Except it was a canoe trip. It was awesome!

xoxo Andy
Cheaper2buyit's Avatar
the boat would be a good m&g place we guys can chip in on the gas
getting a little cold for a swim or to be on a boat...
A little dangerous for a first time appointment. I would only do that if I knew the gentlemen for a while. Too many things could go wrong.
Thequeen's Avatar
If I knew the guy I think it would be fun, However it would have to be warm enough oh and Ill have to bring my tin foil hat
If i was to i would have to think hard but i dont see why not trying sometime new and exciting.
Now that would be fun to cold now in ks though
I would do it. Except the swimming part. Brrrr!
And I would do outcall to a motor home too.
All of this after screening of course.
i812-)'s Avatar
I did it this last summer not with a provider though. It was GREAT boats zipping by waves rocking the boat OMG wish it was summer again.
It's nice to do it in the ocean under a full moon too. Last time I was there the guy stood facing the ocean and I climbed up and wrapped my legs around him while facing the beach. The tide did all the work.
For more vigorous love making, retire to a blanket on the beach.
Muffrider's Avatar
LOL.

I should have specified--I meant next summer/spring when the weather is appropriate.

And, I assumed that the provider would want to have a couple meetings elsewhere first for her own safety/comfort.
Completely offtopic but the only thing that comes to mind every time I see this thread is the song from The Life Aquatic -- "Let Me Tell You About My Boat" by Mark Mothersbaugh