Review: piper

Date: on or before october 20,2014
Provider: independent-piper
Phone: you know
Email Address: same
URL / Website: same
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: This woman is awesomeness amazingly
Appointment Type: Outcall
Activities: Things I have only dreamed of....
Session Length: longer than usual
Fee: 140.00
Hair Color and Length: Blonde.pink.shoulder length
Age: 29
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: She was tall ,perfect and kept me at attention long after gone.
Recommendation: Yes

Obviously, you still may be a virgin. Without link, activities and Proper detail, not to mention the rest of the story, I have no idea is this should be posted. Who are you reviewing?

Who is Piper? Is she dirt cheap? Will she take it in the butt? BBQ or balloon? Does she have clown hair? Does she fly on a broom?

The only blonde and pink haired Piper I know of on Eccie is:

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=123590

OP was this meant to be a joke? Or were you actually trying to write a legitimate review? If it's the later try again this must be the worst review i have ever seen